i’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room

“Little Green Men” | The X-Files

Oh yeah

The “How do I ____” question most googled in each European country [1280x1174]

Slovenia? Are you okay?

Tag yourself, I’m “activate my genitals”

This map envokes so many different powerful emotions. Confusion, worry, sadness, laughter, anger, horror… It’s the whole spectrum.

Whatvthe fuck is wrong with east Europe??

this is an extremely underrated moment tbh

so about that screentest

YOU ARE ALL FAKE NEWS!!!!

The adaptation is set at a much earlier time in that character’s life, he’s supposed to look younger and less weathered.

is it supposed to be set when he was buying his wigs from party city too?

do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot

can i get uh……..McDeath™

is that that one play by Shakespeare

yeah

a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”

i use my one brain cell to love my friends

me talking to a psychic: can you please tell me what I want?

hehe

me, desperate, begging on my knees: please just have one coherent fucking thought

my absolute shit brain:

Learning languages is fun because I love being able to embarrass myself internationally

In Russia a man named Ivan smashed his way through icy water to save a stray dog from drowning, he adopted the dog afterwards and named him Rex.

Hero

God, look at him go. Even money this man was part of some Soviet super soldier program back in the day.

Ivan is only 21 years old here’s photos of them afterwards

when ppl say not all men they’re talking ab Ivan

im not even a 2nd choice anymore, im like a 193847271th choice