you’re too late spiderman!

WEED HAS BEEN LEGALIZED. NYEHAHEHEHAHEHEAHHHHAH

BUT YOU’RE THE ONE GETTING SMOKED GOBBY!

first day of the semester: this isn’t so bad! maybe i actually won’t be an absolute mess this time around.

third day of the semester:

this is still some of the smoothest stealth combat gameplay i’ve ever seen in a fallout game and this madman is only level 5

“oh yeah, that’s good be a really good snipe-”

brock and the gang telling stantler to fuck off

brock winding up an electric wind god fist on stantler

DORIYA!!!!!

Just gotta read the title to know this article is fuckin stupid 🤬

1 He’s easier to toss around

2 He won’t drink all your milk

3 Fun to antagonize

4 You can boil water on his head by calling him short

5 He won’t steal your heart like Alphonse

me and my friends when we’re generic thugs

honestly reblog if you’re in a heinous mood

*peels my fat sweaty ass off your imitation leather couch, in doing so showering the carpet with crumbs* Twin towers, two towers... Heh... Seems like peter gabriel or whoever made those fucked up flicks knew what was going on

me: today i will play video game

*turns on video game*

me: 

They should make an Italian assassin's creed

they did

3 times even!

hm. seems bogus!

gimme an assassins creed that takes place in new yourk city and its a bunch of strappin young guidos deliverin pies and killing guys. . .italian blessins to every one on this spaghetti sunday. . .

choose your parent

Yesterday (2019) dir. Danny Boyle

no beatles or harry potter hell yeah

*cocks sub machine gun like its a shotgun*

not to ruin the joke but that might be a Troy 223, which is a Pump-Action “assault looking” Rifle

THE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG GUN IS REAL?!

they modeled a gun after shadow the hedgehog???