Kitty

Leiiiise schieb ich den Schnee, bald frierts den Eder am Zehhh

Consider this: Pumuckl ist der reinkarnierte Mann von der Frau Singermaier.

Erklärung: Frau Singermaiers “Mann selig” fand es immer “putzig wie sie putzt”. Pumuckl findet es “rührend wie Meister Eder rührt”. Pumuckl redet also mit genauso dummen Witzen wie der verstorbene Ehemann von Frau Singermaier, außerdem ist sie EXTREM chaotisch, was auf eine längere Anwesenheit eines Kobolds hinweist. Das heißt: Wenn jemand stirbt wird er als Kobold wiedergeboren!

IDEE: Es sollte zwei Versionen vom Pumuckl geben, eine für Kinder und eine für Erwachsene!

Die Kinderversion ist so wie immer, Pumuckl geht zB in den Wald weil er Hänsel und Gretel gehört hat und jetzt denkt da wurden Kinder entführt. Meister Eder fragt in der Stadt rum ob jemand was von den entführten Kindern gehört hat.

In der Erwachsenenversion die danach läuft wenn die Kinder im Bett sind werden kurz darauf wirklich Kinder entführt und Meister Eder ist natürlich der Hauptverdächtige weil er vor der Entführung/ bevor die Entführung entdeckt wurde schon von “seiner” Tat in der Zeitung lesen wollte.

Der Doktor Schredelbach geht zum kranken Eder und sagt: “Mei Franz, mia ham sie wohl nimma lange!”

“Ja wos hob I denn?”

“Ja krank sinds”

Cue 2. Erwachsenenfolge: Der Doc und die Krankenkasse oder so vom Eder stecken unter einer Decke und wollen dass er schnell stirbt also behandelt der Doc ihn absichtlich falsch!

Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

Everyone schedule

Pm

Doing it again since I accidentally put the wrong time zone

So everyone can find their time :3

You may ask, "Jenna, why do you want this? Isn't there enough suffering in the world?" Well, you are right. But I want to scare the owners of this site. Not @staff, you know damn well they don't actually call the shots. No, i want to scare the people who make decisions. I want them to know that we can act as a unit and wreck shit on our own accord, that this community can move mountains. I want them to hesitate next time they make an announcement. Popular sovereignty, motherfuckers.

I know most people know this but some people in the notes don't, so reminder that you don't have to wake up or anything to post it, just schedule the post like this:

now you just hit the blue schedule and forget about it until the day it happens 👍

I’m curious, you guys tell me how you distinguish between your two sets of grandparents when speaking (or how you did it as a kid). Was it always Grandma [Lastname] or Grandpa [Firstname], or did one or both sets of grandparents have nicknames? (Like Nana or Papa.)

Good ol’ Garf

love this garf

#wait this art style is so soothing

just painted an onion on a cutting board and i think it’s the peak of my artistic career

look at her…

she gets stronger!

the full painting is finally complete!

This is giving me emotions that I myself do not fully understand

Part 1 - Start // Next

Storytelling!

About meeting “things” in the forest.

(black arrows for character movement, red for camera)

oops! I just realised I accidentally deleted like half of this when i reblogged it last time! One more time, with the full thing this time!

How to Finish

I drew this poster for Jon Acuff and his FINISH book tour. Big thanks to Jon for this collaboration, his book has some great ideas about how to complete creative and life goals.

Love this, but reblogging it specifically for “Get rid of secret rules.” That’s one of the most amazing illustrations—and points—I’ve ever seen.

I hate gay ppl man what the fuck is "when we arrive at the banks of the river Tigris in my homeland of Al Qulonodar, you will take a knee and I will make you.... a vampire" bitch just say will you marry me like a normal person

Shout out to Meg, canonical Nandermo shipper, we stan a lesbian with impeccable emotional perception

I love s1 guillermo bc like. Hes so quiet and mousily dressed but the moment he opens his mouth you go "oh nvm hes clinically insane actually." Like hes the type of mf to say absolutely batshit insane sentences w a nonchalant smile on his face like hes just commenting on the weather. "Oh yeah i tend to not go for joggers cause theyre slippery and hard to catch lol :)" like HUH. PLEASE run that by me one more time r de la cruz i need 2 make sure i heard that correctly

Conversely s3 memo is fully in his bimbo bitch arc we're talking regina george level manipulation shit and i love that for him. Anyway what im trying to say is that guillermo is the only character ever thx for ur time

Ok actually i need to talk about this bc its been annoying me for weeks but WHYYY the fuck are people so fixated on Guillermo's virginity???? Like i GET IT. I GET IT. Its part of the vampire mythos whatever. But the way some of yall talk about his virginity is so off like all that "omg hes ... saving himself for nandor🥺🥺🥺🥺" what are we, puritains???

Listen dont get me wrong this isnt me saying i want guillermo to have fucked like a jackrabbit or something cos i literally could not care less if guillermo is a virgin or not because it genuinely does not make a difference besides like. Inexperience whatever. I dont know maybe just check your weird purity culture esque mindset for two seconds and think about why guillermo being pure and sweet and virginal is so attractive and important to you. Okay thats all i got it out of my system now back to giggles and laughs with ye

Like the concept of virginity is so dumb

Like I'm AFAB and have never had pentative vaginal sex with a cis man cause like the idea makes me feel gross but I'm literally a sex worker and am involved in my local BDSM scene and I'm poly bi and a bit of a slut so I have a lot of experience. Ive had pentative vaginal sex with a strap on , vibes and AMAB people. I've broken my hymen for dance and horse ridding. But like to some people I would be considered a virgin.

Like even if we do care about his virginity like we know he has used dildos (from the orgy ep) and has seen porn (from Google local virgins) so he has at least that level of experience. Most of the time he is head cannoned as queer (normally demi or gay) and like I get why people would want to explore that with his religion and vampirism and all the symbolism involved. But please stop talking about him as being pure for nandor and all that shit and then talk about how being queer vampires is revolutionary like this is insane.

Also a great fics that has gizmo being active and sexual and not saving himself for nandor

Quick read and amazing demi gizmo

Virgin gizmo done right

the only thing about guillermo being a virgin (if he is) i care about is it'd be fucking hilarious for the vampires (or just nandor, idc) to find out they had a delicious virgin feast under their noses for 10 years and never got to eat him