Bro. I feel like 95% of the time I spend in fandom spaces is just spent defending Snape and getting attacked by snaters. And it's cool, because I love him, but I'm so tired of it. Can I just say some of the things I love about him for a minute without all that? Not that I'm really asking permission. Ima do it anyway.
- I adore his snark. Give me "It is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. Ghosts are transparent." Give me his little sarcastic Umbridge bow. "Would you like me to do it now or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?" The way he knocks Lockhart on his ass during dueling club. The sass on that man, am I right?
- I love a self-satisfied Snape. "Yes, Potter, that is my job" with his eyes all bright. "You think he is mistaken? Or that I have somehow hoodwinked him? Fooled the Dark Lord, the greatest wizard, the most accomplished Legilimens the world has ever seen?" so sarcastic, because he knows that is exactly what he's done. Amazing.
- I love his strength. He has been through some shit. He was abused and bullied, groomed into a creepy cult where he had to serve an insane person. He's been manipulated so many times and he's seen people die. But he still has this inner strength. He's still a good person who tries to protect everyone that he can and who tries to catch and stop people who are doing wrong.
- He's freaking brilliant! He's over here modifying potions and creating brand new spells back when he's still a student. He was a potions professor not long after he graduated. He can brew wolfsbane, an apparently very complex potion, for someone he doesn't even like as if it's nothing. And he can fly! Like, no one else other than Voldemort is out there doing that, but look at our boy Snape. He's so talented.
- I actually love that he isn't nice. Because he doesn't have to be nice to do the right thing (and sometimes in his case, its arguably more effective that he's not). It just makes him so damn relatable. He gets annoyed and he's got a short temper. And it's not that he should be like that, of course. He's kind of an asshole. But with all he's been through and all he's done, I get it. I'd be irritated af if some kid refused to listen to me and melted through iron cauldrons in their ineptitude. Or if one student was constantly helping other students cheat and constantly waving their hand around, loudly trying to prove how clever they are. Or if some famous kid was risking life and limb on an almost daily basis while I was trying to protect him. Lol I digress. I see you, Snape.
- I love his style. I love his greasy hair and his crooked teeth and his prominent nose. I love his sweeping black robes and his black fingernails (is that last one canon or fanon? Its canon to me, either way. I will die on that hill.) He just has a certain kind of aesthetic and I'm completely here for it. He's not conventionally attractive at all but he's so lovely.
I don't know. Sometimes it's exhausting to always have to defend and never be able to just appreciate. So I wanted to love on him a bit.