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"If it was easy to be drunk, everyone would do it"

@qrow-branwen-rp

Independent, Crossover-friendly, NSFW 18+. Qrow Branwen Roleplayer, Multi-ship, follow back from sarcasm-nitros
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mini-musings

                    texts from last night meme 2/?

[text]: …Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars. [text]: No no this isn’t that fun. I’m alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am. [text]: I’m sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I’m too dead to think [text]: It’s situations like these that make me climb out of windows [text]: P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now. [text]: idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something’s missing from my life… maybe it’s chicken nuggets… [text]: I don’t have any soul left to be crushed. [text]: I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed. [text]: There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them. [text]: I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners [text]: The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew. [text]: Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It’s what our generation does. [text]: On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me. [text]: I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That’s how I got tazed [text]: So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis? [text]: Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose… How much did I drink? [text]: We’re too hungover to prance. [text]: Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am. [text]: I don’t have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka. [text]: There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren’t even watching porn. I mean seriously, they’ve got the Lion King on. [text]: You haven’t lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on [text]: Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic [text]: I’m watching Part of Your World now and I’m crying and I feel like I’m floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic [text]: I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling “DO IT! JUST DO IT!” That’s when I knew, I had officially become meme trash. [text]: What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says “take me I’m yours!” [text]: I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk [text]: I’m sad about how hungover I’m gonna feel tomorrow. [text]: The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here. [text]: I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she “doesn’t know which shade of pink is the real one”. [text]: Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother’s virginity?

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Think about Qrow and Raven splitting their loyalties

Qrow staying with Ozpin and Raven going back to the tribe.

Both of them feeling betrayed by the only constant in their life.

Both wanting to let go, wanting be allowed to hate the other, but not being able to fully commit to cutting ties.

Raven keeping her kindred link to Qrow despite it all.

They can't forgive, but they won't forget.

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— EVERYTHING IS FUN WITH YOU!

Fun  things  for  muses  to  do  together.  Can be platonic or romantic.

Send  🧺  to  go  on  a  picnic  with  my  muse. Send  🚲  to  ride  bikes  with  my  muses. Send  🌆  to  wander  the  city  with  my  muse. Send  🌠  to  stargaze  with  my  muse. Send  🛼  to  go  roller  skating  with  my  muse. Send  ⛸️  to  go  ice  skating  with  my  muse. Send  🕹️  to  go  to  the  arcade  with  my  muse. Send  🌳  to  climb  trees  with  my  muse. Send  🏕️  to  go  camping  with  my  muse. Send  ⛰️  to  go  hiking  with  my  muse. Send  🎢  to  go  to  an  amusement  park  with  my  muse. Send  🏖️  to  go  to  the  beach  with  my  muse. Send  🍦  to  get  ice  cream  with  my  muse. Send  🎤  to  go  to  a  karaoke  club  with  my  muse. Send  🐟  to  visit  an  aquarium  with  my  muse. Send  🎳  to  go  bowling  with  my  muse. Send  ⛵  to  rent  a  sailboat  with  my  muse. Send  🐕  to  visit  an  animal  shelter  with  my  muse.

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I told this Joke to my extremely religious father and his first reply was “funny but don’t tell it to your mother”

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