i’m post-presidency barack obama

fandom: the mandalorian characters: din x you [jedi reader] rating: explicit summary: a mandalorian and a jedi, not only traveling together, but both shaping the formative experiences of a small youngling? it's more likely than you'd think. we stan a slow burn smutfic. enjoy, you horny bastards. author’s note: we all want pedro to fuck our brains out, okay? this is just another story to add to the thirsty bitch club. now, please, before you come for me with flaming pitchforks about the authenticity of a jedi going to bonetown, please know i tried to address it as best i could but this idea would not leave me the fuck aLONE. where all my queermos at? the theme of this story might resonate with you (but obviously i hope you're feeling more peace with your sexuality and all that love and good energy is being sent your way).

also can i also just say that i feel like @no-droids​ has a freaking trademark on the phrase 'sweet girl' but it just fits din so perfectly i had to throw it in here at least once. so there you have it. din djarin thinks your body and your mind is sweet as hell, you beautiful fucking thing. now go get some.