Me, trying to write my thesis in peace
My brain: Remember, when in 1922-
Me: oh god, not again
My brain: Franz Kafka-
Me: yes, I remember!!
My brain: tried to visit his friend in Germany but got so scared that he cancelled the whole trip 3 days before he was supposed to leave, sent a telegram saying that he couldn’t come because he was too anxious, and proceeded to send letters to all of his friends detailing why he was too anxious to visit his friend
Me: I am aware!!!
My brain: AND IT’S THE MOST RELATABLE THING YOU’VE READ IN NON-FICTIONAL LITERATURE
Me: ....jfc.