gay af for a man to use excel. “spread sheets”? and what exactly are you spreading on those sheets? your legs? 🤔
Adam Driver characters as the ‘I want a baby’ meme
—inspired by @madadlorian’s OG post for Pedro Pascal characters, which absolutely fucking SENT me.
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Adam Sackler
Charlie Barber
Clyde Logan
Rick Smolan
Flip Zimmerman
Toby Grisoni
Dan Jones
Officer Ronnie Peterson
Phillip Altman
“I can’t talk right now, I’m doing Hot Girl Shit.”
The Hot Girl Shit in question:
(This joke is overdone but I found it funny lol)
Called out 💀
I panic if my weight is a little higher than the day before. And I guess I’m not the only one. So this might help us to feel a lil more chill about it.
I mean not only women experience that time of the month but the rest of this is pretty helpful
⚡WORKOUT [BURNS 1000 CALORIES]
Stretches:
- Neck rolls
- 15 toe touches
- 5 shoulder rolls
- 5 circle arm rolls
Exercise
- 25 jumping jacks
- 5 pushups
- 25 crunches
- 15 squats
- 30 second plank
- 50 calf raises
- 5 pushups
- 30 second wall sit
Bought a new skirt from SHEIN, I was supposed to get my belly button pierced today but thanks to Covid that isn’t happening /:
p.s this is me (: reblog but don’t repost please ♥️♥️
Me:
your sketchers don’t even light up so I don’t really think I can trust you as a wingman tonight
Things that helped me calm down after a big dinner:
- Don’t feel bad for eating a full meal. Your body needs it.
- Having a cheat day will NOT make you gain weight. “In order to gain a pound of fat, you would need to add about 500 calories a day on top of your normal diet, every day, for about 7 days. This makes gaining any significant amount of fat from even the craziest all-out cheat days extremely unlikely.”
Please stay safe lovelies. Listen to your body. If you have been restricting heavily; give your body a break and eat something with protein and fiber. Not all calories are bad, as ridiculous as that sounds.
apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????
“Person going to work on a windy day"
“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"
"Zookeeper in charge of the pandas"
Here are two more:
"Not pregnant lady when someone yield seat to her on subway"
And my favorite
"Person on thermal infrared camera"
Might share more tomorrow.
Influencers taking selfies at a gym
Starbucks barista working her ass off on Halloween but gotta keep up that smile
Person who sits on wet paint
Person who's still loading
Boyfriend carrying girlfriend's shopping bags
I love these so much
me currently trying to stifle my hunger by drinking black coffee and hitting my vape:
Food Log 1/08
- Breakfast: skipped
- Lunch: Diet Cherry Cola (0 cal)
- Dinner: 2 cups iceberg lettuce (10 cal), 4 mini shrimps (14 cal), rice 1 tbls (15 cal), red onion chopped (10 cal)
- Managed to pass my entire bowl of rice and shrimp curry on to my bf and said I was full after the salad since he was still hungry, thank god
- Total: 49 cal
Exercise: walking (-135.97 cal)
Total: -89.7!
Ginger Snaps (2000) dir. John Fawcett
share if youre active in January
Normal teenage nostalgia: school dances ✨ hanging out with your besties 🥰 your first crushes 🤭
My teenage nostalgia: