CHOOSE YOUR CLASS IN THE TAGS
The Powerpuff Girls S01E09
Apparently this tiktok was deleted hours after I saved it.
[Video ID: A Tiktok that several users have added onto, each making a different joke about gender.
Person 1: They say “No pronouns? Damn… another victim of gender identity theft.” They start cracking up on the last word.
Person 2: They start off smirking while they appear to think about what to say. Then, they look at the camera imitate a spam call voice, saying, “We have been trying to contact you about your gender’s extended warranty.”
Person 3: They come in through a doorway and yell, “It’s my gender identity, and I need it now!” The camera angle shifts to indicate they’re a different person, and they say, “Tired of not having a gender identity? J.G. Wentworth can help. Call J. G. Wentworth; 877-pro-nouns. They’re your pronouns, use them when you need em’!”
Person 4: They imitate the kind of voice you hear on legal ads and say, “Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Gender, you may be entitled to financial compensation.”
Person 5: Starting off strong and dissolving into fits of laughter as they speak, they say, “-and now a word from our sponsor: Raid Shadow Genders; conquer all of the genders" End ID]
obi wan is just so incredibly gay. limpest wrist in the galaxy
It’s why he keeps dropping his lightsaber
stop being funnier on my posts than me
happy pride everyone
if you say anything homophobic in June this truck comes out of nowhere and crushes you like that bus crushed Regina George
it’s optimus pride
Heard about Cruella's origin story and thought things. Sorry.
Today is the International day of living in together in peace 😊 I just love drawing these two so much. <3 WEBTOONS
Stuff kids on tumblr better relearn
1. You are responsible for your own media experience.
2. There is such a thing as a healthy level of avoidance towards topics that make you feel unwell or even (in a real-life clinical definition of the term) trigger you - but you are the one to actively take care of what you view.
3. Avoiding does not mean policing others.
4. You have no right to tell artists to censor themselves - you may criticize what others do, you may dislike it, that’s fine - but actively asking for censorship when you could easily unfollow or block a person just makes you look incompetent in your use of the internet.
5. Do not give people on tumblr or /any/ website the responsibility for your emotional well-being. Because these people do not even know you so no, you have no right to ask them to take care of you.
6. Content creators are not your parents and owe you nothing, not even a breakdown on why their content isn’t problematic. You don’t get to demand a dissertation denouncing any and everything unhealthy in a piece you don’t like. Move on.
7. Tagging is a nicety but not an obligation. You can message people, politely, and ask them to tag things, and many people will, but understand that it’s their blog and they aren’t obliged to say yes. Unfollow and block when you need to. Circling back to number 1, you are responsible for curating your own experience.
8. Don’t be a jerk. Remember at the end of the day, there are actual living, breathing people behind each screen name. Don’t say anything you wouldn’t say to someone’s face in real life.
I cannot stress enough how important it is to remember this.
This is the exact reason why i love cosplayers.
Ciri transports Geralt to our timeline so her can have one nice day without any shenanigans.
Geralt and the Delightful, Wonderful, Not Bad, Very Good Day
some dudebro: women are too emotional to be jedi
me:
If Jason Voorhees was ten when he died, then how come he's so crazy hugelarge?
a.) He swelled up in Crystal Lake like one of those grow-your-own-dinosaurs.
b.) Hell has a Make-a-Wish program and he wished to be an eight foot slab of stab meat.
c.) Flintstones vitamins.
d.) He's wearing stilts.
e.) It's an optical illusion.
Follow-Up Question: Why did ten-year-old Jason go to Hell?
1.) Never got baptized.
2.) Cussed to impress the big kids.
3.) Didn't finish his vegetables.
4.) Said he cleaned his room but really did that thing where you just shove everything in the closet and shut the door so your mom can't see.
5.) Turns out not knowing how to swim is a sin.
Hi! I’m really interested in horror movies, especially the slasher genre, so I’m just gonna clear this up because I know not everyone is really well-versed in the Friday the 13th lore: Jason Voorhees is so large because he is very big. And the answer to your follow-up question is “yes”. Hope this helps :)
TROPIC THUNDER (2008) dir. Ben Stiller