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this is so cute

When is the wedding?

some fucking asshole, probably one of those pricks from Bedrock, just cut me off in traffic and i almost wrecked my cavemobile. it’s like, hey buddy, haven’t you ever heard of a fern signal? [1]

trying out a new feature i invented for my blog where i provide annotations explaining all of my jokes. if you click the link above, you will be sent to an annotation post on a sideblog i operate which will function as a collection of annotations. i hope that this prevents any more confusion surrounding my jokes in the future.

You’re 42???? I thought you were 22???? drop the skincare routine, honey!!!

You know, people always tell me that I have the skin of somebody in their twenties :)

Whose skin was it before you had it?

You stole Frodos skin?????

taste in men quiz but most of the options are really really bad

loveee people going “i don’t know who any of these guys are” as if that was the main issue… 

FIRST OFF, I have good taste.

SECOND, PREMINGER. 

* laughs hysterically *

Important question: Has the wizarding world discovered vaccines and is Hogwarts vaccinated?

Circa Seventh Book

Hermione: Has the wizarding world discovered vaccines?

Ron: A wax what?

Hermione: hmmmm

Harry: Hermione, we cant take out the death eaters with a genetically magicked disease

Hermione: No I know that. Of course I know that.

*Uncomfortably long silence*

Harry: What if we gave them all smallpox

Hermione: HARRY NO! We already eradicated it once, let’s not make the world do it again

Harry: Oh yeah, I guess you’re right

Hermione: Now tuberculosis, on the other hand…

Hermione: If Voldemort likes the good ole’ days so much, why don’t we bring them back? Old society, old war tricks

Hermione, putting on a gas mask: New plan. We take them out with consumption and mustard gas

Hermione, to Voldemort: Did you know, historically, a majority of war deaths come from disease?

Harry Potter and the Violation of the Geneva Convention

the laugh at the end

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No...

I thought I could figure out the referent, but no. I can’t. Which murdered British boys? Someone go back and ask that elderly neighbor or I’ll never be able to sleep again.

King Edward V of England and Richard of Shrewsbury, Duke of York! They were murdered by their uncle!

She... she does

...I want to look like a murdered British boy

Saw this on Facebook. Reposting for the PSA.

As I’m always a skeptic and had never heard of this, I had to look up more information. Very true, and here are excellent sources if you want to learn more - 1 and 2

Most flowers, houseplants and succulents at home depot have been treated with neonicotinoids, and this is true of most major big box stores like it. To avoid these pollinator unfriendly pesticides, consider supporting small greenhouses that don’t use them. Many smaller specialty plant shops eschew their use and thanks to the internet many of them also sell online.

Support local businesses and save the environment!

SHREK 2 (2004) dir. Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury and Conrad Vernon  Holding Out for a Hero performed by Jennifer Saunders as the Fairy Godmother

Top 10 Iconic Moments In Animated Movie History

Top 10 Iconic Moments In Animated Movie History

Top 10 Iconic Moments In Animated Movie History

Top 10 Iconic Moments In Animated Movie History

Companion to this.

I even found a case. Oklahoma City - a man’s heart jumped 10 feet out of his chest. It sounds like our kind of thing, right?

I love how Cas stops to think before saying no to the B&B

This is an amazing idea and gifset. I love it.

But I’d also reorder it slightly.

War, yes, War suits Gryffindor well. Fighting and dying for beliefs; fighting and dying for nothing; drafted into bloodshed and fire by bravery or chivalry or neither. Some take joy in this; some are burdened beyond repair. There was a cause, somewhere; there was good, somewhere; there was a reason for all this, somewhere. Oh, you’d have to be brave to live through this. Red and gold. Gold like armor and glory; red like blood and reality.

But Famine and Hufflepuff? No. Famine is Ravenclaw, ever-hungry for knowledge, constantly starving for more and more and more, almost feral for fulfillment. Where is the wisdom in the world? The truth? Nothing is true; nothing is enough; all there is to devour is worthless scraps. Blue and bronze. Bronze like a set of scales tipping and found wanting; blue like the infinite that never satisfies… never gives the answers.

Thus Pestilence is not Ravenclaw. Pestilence is Slytherin, sick with clever plans and cunning potential and corrupting desire. Ambition spreads like a sickness, a plague of greed and an illness to the soul. Maybe some might call it cruel, but here among friends it’s simple cunning at work. Green and silver. Silver like the sheen of glazed eyes; green like the complexion of infection.

And so Death is not Slytherin. Death is Hufflepuff. It is a hard work; it is a work that is never done. But someone must do it, and do it fairly - do it justly - do it well… perhaps even kindly. Everyone is equal here - in the end - a bunch of duffers. Said Hufflepuff, “I’ll teach the lot… And treat them just the same.” Yellow and black. Black like loss of sight as the air leaves your lungs; yellow like the flowers that’ll grow over your grave.

FANTASIA (1940)

GUESS WHAT I’M FORCING THE HUBS TO WATCH WITH ME LATER

look at all those cows !

Hi, there! I have a big exam next month and decided to create an exam study kit to organize and increase my productivity. I hope this exam study pack help your final exam. Good luck with your exam, everyone! We can do it!

Exam Study Pack Including

Click HERE to download the printable (PDF). Please save the file to your computer and open with Adobe Reader DC. Use Adobe Reader, otherwise, it will not work correctly and colors may display completely different. Please let me know if you are having trouble downloading the file.

* Important note: All files are Personal Use (non-commercial) ONLY! Please Do NOT Copy and Edit. Please Do No distribute and sell these files or upload them to other websites.

By the way, I decided to post a new printable item each week (every Saturday). Tomorrow I will post “Free Printable Thanksgiving 2018 Wine Labels” including using a Japanese pattern.  So please come back to my blog tomorrow!