were you in an artist’s top 0.5% of listeners or are you normal

the symptoms

i’m glad several other people also were like “who is elliot page? idk good for him though on adopting he/they pronouns” and then like googled him and went “OH!!!! I LOVE ELLIOT!!!!!! SO HAPPY FOR HIM!!!!!!!!” like glad that was universal

fanfiction.gov

next time i go to a party post quarantine im accepting every drug they offer me

god forgive me for this... motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode

If you’re a little weird that’s kinda sexy of you

My bf told me that I laugh almost every night in my sleep and I also slap him and deliver swift kicks regularly. Apparently I also put my fingers in his mouth but honey that’s all part of the package ❤️

My bf: goodnight baby I lo-

Me entering rem sleep:

weatherboy (derogatory)

op what does this mean

wouldn't you like to know weatherboy

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

how I stay sane