john wick holding shadow the hedgehog like mary holding baby jesus
you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!
unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!
tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.
bonus rules:
- you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny
- take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)
- apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender
- have fun and be yourself!
"Grease your holler" with the Daddy of the Malt!
hey who left this dirty big omelette here
Dreaming of Good Times
A wonderful Pokemon chinese animated short film directed by DaiWei (All Saints Street) and produced by MTJJ / HMCH studio (Legend of Hei) for Chinese New Year.
couldnt stop fucking thinking about this all day at work
tsuchinoko real
tsuchinoko real
tsuchinoko real
Bocke MLP edition
i love it when people trap the warden in minecraft by making a moving piston that makes noise so the warden just quietly stares at it. ipad baby
his touy
The Doctor and Donna smiling at each other
we all have that one fictional character who's canonically male whom you understand is a closeted trans woman but you can't tell anyone because they'll all look at you like you're insane. but you understand her
peepaw chilchuck
Me at the beginning of this year: I’m so gonna fix my life dude this is gonna be the year everything changes I’m not gonna let anything slip through the cracks it’s time to live
Me approaching the end of March:
The number of people responding to this post claiming to be bodhisattvas is hilarious. If you'd resolved your karma you wouldn't be on tumblr.
A warlord asked his teacher, a great monk, what he would do in his next lifetime.
“Oh,” he said, “I think I will spend a few lifetimes on Tumblr, most likely.”
The warlord was astonished. “Your merit and virtue are renowned far and wide!” he responded. “Why on earth would you be condemned to Tumblr?”
“If I did not post on Tumblr,” his teacher responded, “who would be your mutual?”
British media straight up doxxed F1nn5ster because he donated in support of trans healthcare.
Not linking the article because fuck the Times.
I think it’s important to note he made this donation quite a long time ago, but they’ve done this almost immediately after he came out as genderfluid and revealed that he’s on HRT, which they milk in a really unpleasant way in the article too.