and my rooks!

Nobody and I mean NOBODY better contact me when this game drops, I'll instantly become more insufferable than I already am

I do not want my fantasy media to be realistic. I want my fantasy media to be convincing.

That’s an excellent distinction.

Why are we italicizing?

To convince.

To convince who?

The Italians

i’m sorry but outta sight outta mind i need to SEE the fics or i’ll forget

uh oh! you misunderstood a social cue and said something mildly awkward. you will think about this and cringe everyday for the next 20 years

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My adblock:

GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY 2022, dir. Rian Johnson

Bananaz - Early Gorillaz Drawings (Recorded January 21st 2000) 

netflix is about to lose so many subscribers. like they think blocking password sharing is the answer when in reality they're almost exclusively hurting pissed off families with split living situations & people who don't have constant access to wifi. these people and the people they shared their pw with are not going to be like "aw darn well better make another account for my son in college and pay double now :)" they're gonna say "well this fucking sucks and isn't worth the money anymore" and CANCEL Netflix ahdhdjakajajdjsjakssjsj

PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING

anxiety is so weird like why is my mental illness in my stomach

Your stomach is connected to the mental illness glob with lots of tiny soggy strings.

𝙵𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝟷, 𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟸 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺-𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟹

[ID: February 1. Nothing, merely tired. END ID]

happy “nothing, merely tired” day to all who celebrate