@the-revolutionary-doctor​ hey remember that time that james got punched in the face that was fucking amazing

What do voyeurs see when they look into the mirror?

[3/5] favourite male characters: Adam Faulkner-Stanheight (Saw) → ”Well, uh, let’s see. On my sixth birthday, my best friend at that time, Scott Tibbs, stabbed me with a rusty nail. I didn’t tell you about that. I didn’t tell you that my last girlfriend, a feminist vegan punk, broke up with me because she thought I was too angry. I haven’t told you that one of my toenails is slightly—”

Face it Larry, we’re both bullshiters. My camera, it doesn’t know how to lie. It only shows you what’s put right in front of it.

sentences taken from the 2014 film, this may contain spoilers !!

• “I only work in black and sometimes very, very dark grey.”
• “ If this relationship is going to work out between us I need to feel free to party with a bunch of strangers whenever I feel like it. “
• “Yeah, but it’s gonna look really cool.“
• “You don’t have to be the bad guy. You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe.”
• “And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the Special.”
• “Right now, it’s about you. And you… still… can change everything.“
• “Darn, darn, darn, darny-darn!“
• “ Look, um… I watch a lot of cop shows on TV… isn’t there supposed to be a-… Isn’t there supposed to be a good cop?“
• “Hi, buddy! I’m your friendly neighborhood police officer! Would you like a glass of water?“
• “Oh, my gosh, my hands are stuck. My legs are stuck as well.“
• “I super hate you.”
• “All I’m asking for is total perfection.“
• “Don’t think he’s ever had an original thought… in his life.“
• “That’s literally the dumbest thing I ever heard.”
• “That’s real music, _____. It’s dark and brooding.”
• “Hey, I can be dark and brooding too - Guys, look, a rainbow!“
• “I’m here to see… your butt.“
• “Hey, uh, listen. Do you think you can explain to me why I’m dressed like this?“
• “Blah, blah, blah. Proper name. Place name. Backstory stuff… “
• “I’m so pretty. I like you. But I’m angry with you for some reason.”
• “Great. I think I got it. But just in case… tell me the whole thing again, I wasn’t listening.”
• “ Then I guess we’ll just have to wing it.“
• “You know the rules, this isn’t a toy!”
• “We did, but the way I’m using it makes it an adult thing. “
• “I’m just gonna come right out, I have no idea what’s going on or what this place is at all.”
• “You just said the word “no” like a thousand times.”
• “I hate this place”
• “ Any idea is a good idea except the non-happy ones. Those we push down deep inside where you’ll never, ever, ever, EVER find them!“
• “Come with me if you want to not die.”
• “I have no experience fighting, leading or making plans. It’s going to be really hard.”
• “WIPING YER BUM WITH A HOOK FOR A HAND IS REALLY HARD! THIS BE IMPOSSIBLE!”
• “Ah, we gotta write all that down ‘cause I’m not gonna remember any of it.”
• “He’s coming, cover your butts.”
• “Ideas so dumb and bad that no one would ever think they could possibly be useful.”
• “The only thing anyone needs to be special is to believe that you can be. I know that sounds like a cat poster but it’s true.”
• “But how could I just decide to believe that I’m special when I’m not?”
• “ Y'all ready for this?”
• “Oh no, they were ready for that!”
• “Your mind is already so prodigiously empty that there is nothing in it to clear away.”
• “Honey? Where are my paaaaaaaants?”
• “Oh my G-O-S-H!”
• “_____? Uh… who’s that? Sounds like a cool guy.”
• “If ____ can’t see that then he’s just , well, he’s just as blind as a guy whose eyes stopped working.”
• “What’re you losers talking about? Thought I’d help you guys out. Left the weird cat thing to stall.”
• “Hey, not so special anymore, huh? Well guess what? No one ever told me I was special!”
• “But as unspecial as I am, you are a thousand-billion times more unspecial than me!”
• “You need to be more friendly!”