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@cuddlepuppy / cuddlepuppy.tumblr.com

Marvel. Bucky Barnes. Stucky. Hockey. Washington Capitals. Chicago Blackhawks. Dogs. |rory|he/him|
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A Friendly Reminder

- Deadpool is insecure - Deadpool has chronic pain - Deadpool is submissive in bed - Deadpool is pansexual - Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips - Deadpool is a blonde - Deadpoolā€™s initials are WWW - Deadpool had an abusive father - Deadpoolā€™s mother died from cancer - Deadpool fell in love with a teenager - Deadpool left her because he didnā€™t want to hurt her - Deadpool had a daughter - Deadpool didnā€™t believe she was his because she was too beautiful - Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughterā€™s dead body by Cap and Wolverine - Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids - Deadpool is good with kids - Deadpool canā€™t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesnā€™t think heā€™s done anything wrong - Deadpool hates himself - Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting - Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead - Deadpool reads his own comics

Conclusion: Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

Letā€™s not forget: - Deadpool knows sign language - Deadpool took a bullet for Hawkeye because Clint canā€™t regenerate but he can - Deadpool has tried to kill himself numerous times before - Deadpool turned his back on DEATH ITSELF to help his fellow inmates escape The Farm - Deadpool spent months trying to save Cable - Deadpool was in turn saved by Cable numerous times - Seriously, freaking Jesus-messiah-complex Cable saw something in Deadpool worth saving - Deadpool is a beautiful, wonderfully complex character that I will fight to protect

- Deadpool and Cable refer to the end of their friendship as ā€œour divorceā€ - Deadpool bought diapers for Hope - Deadpool has a dog - Deadpool didnā€™t become like his dad - Deadpool is a good person

- Deadpool spends all his money on ammo and pain medsĀ 

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- Deadpool is broke 75% of the timeĀ 
- Deadpool tells kids that heā€™s Spider-Man

- Deadpool refused to look at Spider-Manā€™s face when he swapped costumes with him because ā€œbros donā€™t out brosā€ - Deadpool did work in the Spider-Man suit, but REFUSED TO KILL while wearing the Spider-Man suit because Peter wouldnā€™t have killed and he didnā€™t want Peterā€™s rep to be linked to murder.

Iā€™M NOT CRYING YOU ARE

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FIC: Wolves | Peter/Wade | Part 15.

Title: Wolves

Pairing: Wade Wilson/Peter Parker

Rating: Explicit

Chapter: 15

Summary:

Peter is falsely accused and sent to jail, where he meets the violent ex-mercenary, Wade.
Or: Prison daddy Deadpool looks after his boy.

Excerpt:

ā€œWhat were you dreaming about?ā€ Peter asked lightly; if he got too doom-and-gloom about it, Wade tended to just shrug it off without sharing. ā€œWas it about the goblins with the cactus shaped like a dildo? Or was it about the bank vault that turned out to be a giant mouth that swallowed your penis?ā€
ā€œBruh,ā€ said Wade feelingly, patting himself down like heā€™d been attacked during the night. ā€œDonā€™t remind me. That vault swallowed my penisĀ and didnā€™t give it back. I was traumatized as fuck. Kept cupping my crotch every five seconds for the next month. Not that I donā€™t always cup my crotch; itā€™s comforting, like I imagine cupping my own boobs would be. If I had boobs.ā€

Link: Click here to read the new chapter, or click here to read the story right from the start!

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cuddlepuppy

Iā€™m literally on my tumblr app right now to recommend this fic to people because I love it that goddamn much.

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ā€œAll of season one, [Steve] was a really bad dude. 80sā€™ jock in the pilot script. And then, once we found Joe, he started to evolve a bit and became more charming and likeable, to the point where when we we doingā€“ writing season one, we just realized that we wanted to give him more of an arc, we didnā€™t want him to end on this negative note of NancyĀ ā€œthe Slutā€ Wheeler. So that was a last minute change that he went back in that house and helped save the day.ā€ - The Duffer Brothers

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hoerrington

Duffer Brothers: Steve Harrington is the human villain of Stranger Things

Joe Keery: *exists*

Duffer Brothers: we take that back

God bless that second gif, Steveā€™s beautiful butt dimples, andĀ whoever in the wardrobe department is in charge of choosing his outfits (may we suggest a crop top for season three?).

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I always kinda fixate on how Samā€™s gaze lingers condescendingly on Steve after he delivers this line, and itā€™s produced this headcanon where after the VA scene, Sam and Steve go out on a date and hit it off really well and go back to Samā€™s place and bang, but Steve wakes up while Sam is still making breakfast and is like ā€œIā€™m sorry to do this, but I have to goā€ and is apologetic and cringe-y and Sam kinda watches him dubiously with his spatula in hand but is like ā€œalright, man, see you around.ā€ Whether Steve left because he got cold feet or a mission kinda varies in my head. But it makes Samā€™s ā€œif u EAT breakfast u fuckin shitā€ face in this scene (and the startled but slightly reserved way he initially answers the door) funnier to me.

Like I have not been able to stop thinking about this????

Itā€¦ also kinda explains Steveā€™s littleĀ ā€œokay I deserved thatā€ head bob?

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sashayed

also explains

Iā€™m back in 2014 and it feels good.

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