Look at them being all old married couple like
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Look at them being all old married couple like
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I hope everyone had a beautiful pride month!
- Deadpool is insecure - Deadpool has chronic pain - Deadpool is submissive in bed - Deadpool is pansexual - Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips - Deadpool is a blonde - Deadpoolās initials are WWW - Deadpool had an abusive father - Deadpoolās mother died from cancer - Deadpool fell in love with a teenager - Deadpool left her because he didnāt want to hurt her - Deadpool had a daughter - Deadpool didnāt believe she was his because she was too beautiful - Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughterās dead body by Cap and Wolverine - Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids - Deadpool is good with kids - Deadpool canāt be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesnāt think heās done anything wrong - Deadpool hates himself - Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting - Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead - Deadpool reads his own comics
Conclusion: Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.
Letās not forget: - Deadpool knows sign language - Deadpool took a bullet for Hawkeye because Clint canāt regenerate but he can - Deadpool has tried to kill himself numerous times before - Deadpool turned his back on DEATH ITSELF to help his fellow inmates escape The Farm - Deadpool spent months trying to save Cable - Deadpool was in turn saved by Cable numerous times - Seriously, freaking Jesus-messiah-complex Cable saw something in Deadpool worth saving - Deadpool is a beautiful, wonderfully complex character that I will fight to protect
- Deadpool and Cable refer to the end of their friendship as āour divorceā - Deadpool bought diapers for Hope - Deadpool has a dog - Deadpool didnāt become like his dad - Deadpool is a good person
- Deadpool spends all his money on ammo and pain medsĀ
- Deadpool is broke 75% of the timeĀ
- Deadpool tells kids that heās Spider-Man
- Deadpool refused to look at Spider-Manās face when he swapped costumes with him because ābros donāt out brosā - Deadpool did work in the Spider-Man suit, but REFUSED TO KILL while wearing the Spider-Man suit because Peter wouldnāt have killed and he didnāt want Peterās rep to be linked to murder.
IāM NOT CRYING YOU ARE
Tony Stark being Softā¢
this dude is basically just candy floss on the inside okay
Title: Wolves
Pairing: Wade Wilson/Peter Parker
Rating: Explicit
Chapter: 15
Summary:
Peter is falsely accused and sent to jail, where he meets the violent ex-mercenary, Wade.
Or: Prison daddy Deadpool looks after his boy.
Excerpt:
āWhat were you dreaming about?ā Peter asked lightly; if he got too doom-and-gloom about it, Wade tended to just shrug it off without sharing. āWas it about the goblins with the cactus shaped like a dildo? Or was it about the bank vault that turned out to be a giant mouth that swallowed your penis?ā
āBruh,ā said Wade feelingly, patting himself down like heād been attacked during the night. āDonāt remind me. That vault swallowed my penisĀ and didnāt give it back. I was traumatized as fuck. Kept cupping my crotch every five seconds for the next month. Not that I donāt always cup my crotch; itās comforting, like I imagine cupping my own boobs would be. If I had boobs.ā
Link: Click here to read the new chapter, or click here to read the story right from the start!
Iām literally on my tumblr app right now to recommend this fic to people because I love it that goddamn much.
hello hello~ long time no see! :}
Get used to it, Petey!
āAll of season one, [Steve] was a really bad dude. 80sā jock in the pilot script. And then, once we found Joe, he started to evolve a bit and became more charming and likeable, to the point where when we we doingā writing season one, we just realized that we wanted to give him more of an arc, we didnāt want him to end on this negative note of NancyĀ āthe Slutā Wheeler. So that was a last minute change that he went back in that house and helped save the day.ā - The Duffer Brothers
Duffer Brothers: Steve Harrington is the human villain of Stranger Things
Joe Keery: *exists*
Duffer Brothers: we take that back
God bless that second gif, Steveās beautiful butt dimples, andĀ whoever in the wardrobe department is in charge of choosing his outfits (may we suggest a crop top for season three?).
I always kinda fixate on how Samās gaze lingers condescendingly on Steve after he delivers this line, and itās produced this headcanon where after the VA scene, Sam and Steve go out on a date and hit it off really well and go back to Samās place and bang, but Steve wakes up while Sam is still making breakfast and is like āIām sorry to do this, but I have to goā and is apologetic and cringe-y and Sam kinda watches him dubiously with his spatula in hand but is like āalright, man, see you around.ā Whether Steve left because he got cold feet or a mission kinda varies in my head. But it makes Samās āif u EAT breakfast u fuckin shitā face in this scene (and the startled but slightly reserved way he initially answers the door) funnier to me.
Like I have not been able to stop thinking about this????
Itā¦ also kinda explains Steveās littleĀ āokay I deserved thatā head bob?
also explains
Iām back in 2014 and it feels good.
If youāre going, then I am coming with you.
Itās Tom Holland Iām dead
now if this aint goals idk what is
Steve: Yeah Iām showering
Billy: Oh nice
Billy: Send me a picture of your hair up in a giant spike lol
Steve:
mantis and bucky
Lupās plotline kills me every time.
Mickeys first words being Ianās name god bless
I hate myself for restarting shameless usbsgughhhg