BI☣WEAPON

I hope something unexpectedly good happens to you this week.

Technophobes need to apologise for "just put it in plain English you stupid machine!" because, well for one the decline in accurate error messages in favour of simplicity has contributed to the rise of tech illiteracy, but also because now whenever an "app" has a net connection error it will pop up a box saying something like "oo ooopsie! Your super duper feed went poo poo. We'll try again soon!" which having said to me by a corporation is about 8 million times worse than having to hear the word "network".

Give me sixty lines of error code that tell me in excruciating detail exactly which memory address fucked up. I want microsecond accurate interrupt calls. I want to be able to find the individual transistor that caused this issue and humiliate it in front of its peers.

Read the Theseus Hare it's a completely normal novel I prommy :)

Riots on the TV Freeway dirt bike, popping wheelies They wanna keep it PG

All their daughters wanna be me

I’m Georgia peachy, believe me

Head out the window, it’s breezy

They up my ass like bikinis

I’m not nice, I’m a meanie

Reblog this if you’re okay with people sending unexpected IC asks to your muse at any time! No meme prompts needed!

DJ bunny rabbit has got the whole club burrowing into the soft loam of the dance floor

when you’re vibing with your cat and they go

grooming you grooming you grooming you grooming you grooming you BITING YOU grooming you grooming you ok done naptime

cursebearing hips

"There is a blue haired thing here. I think it might be a cat. It's shiny and mine now. I'm naming it sprinkles"

my name is jack!