for the complete experience

This comic made it to my Patreon first, but I'm posting it here, finally. It's been two weeks now, and she's settling in well!

Aaand of course, we have dog photo tax:

Between the time this comic was drawn and posted, her ears have popped up!

I made a Room Building tutorial! Lemme know if it helps! 🧡

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This one needs to go right next to the Baltimore accent with the Aaron earns an iron urn.

In case anyone hasn't seen it

love how english started as a rhotic language and half the native speakers said, "oh, Fuck That Noise"

What I DEEPLY LOVE about the Baltimore one is how mad HE IS to realize what his own accent did to it. XD He's SO MAD. XD XD

my personal favorite

Finor, the first follower.

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

I've been feeling a little art-blocky lately, so decided to self-indulge 👭🏻

She so thought Miss Pauling was another robot at first

She has extra PTSD from her time on the surface (other humans aren’t very nice anymore)

got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

Oh ancient one what wisdom do you hold?

This is some of the best social media advice (and advice for being a human among humans generally) I've ever seen.

All of this. For people asking how I've survived here for over 12 years...

honestly i think we should bring back 'thursday. what a concept.' in 2024

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

Twitter has been going crazy over this lil pup

mother gothel was kinda bad ngl she can gaslight me

she kinda reminds me of my mom a little

wait...

MOTHER ISSUES

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with your help we can change that. take my hand.

“Hands down, confidently after 26 years on the internet, this is the best thing I have ever found.”

(Source)

Fuck it, silly poll time. What is your most hated face emoji? The one you wish you could stop people from using forever?

Bonus Challenge: Don't get ACTUALLY upset at people over emojis. 🙂

New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟