“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)

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Like and Reblog if you can! Get this post circulating pls!! 🥺👍

I love getting a "hear me out" at random and watching them type for a long time. I am on the edge of my seat babe what have you cooked up this time

new discord update just rolled out that enhances the mic to pick up background toilet flushes better

Please, Hurdy Gurdy was my daughter. Call me Hertrude Gertrude

@altiiv

I can’t watch tos with people who don’t suspend their disbelief. those styrofoam rocks? hyper-realistic as far as I’m concerned

Chris Walker: Little pig?

Miles Upshur in the sewers:

now YOU'RE the Barbie Girl

As a bisexual person I'm keenly aware of how such stereotypes are inevitably harmful to us, but unfortunately when I see bisexuals in fiction who are Evil and stylish and fuck like champions I can't help but go "oh work" for a sec. It's a difficult conundrum

i hate shark slander. theyre literally just sitting in their own living room

he doesn’t know wtf is going on

me messaging a casual acquaintance: hello, how are you?

me messaging a best friend w/zero lead-in:

thinking "haha what if i jokingly shipped them" is your last chance to get out btw

i would stop blocking pornbots if they changed their gimick from beautiful horny women to orcs

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*reading my own writing* wow this really does cater to all my specific needs