me personally, I pause mid reading rpf and dm celebrities to get their permission to bust and if they don't reply I kill myself

I’ve been edging for 11 years please respond Mads Mikkelsen

was so caught up by the beauty of another fat tav mod that i went into the comments and got ambushed by the fatphobia...

anyway this mod is so gorgeous

I'm sick of internet negativity, so let's combat it: reblog this and saying something nice/pay a compliment to the prev in the tags.

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

how is this post still going around

tumblr users dni

99.9% of artists quit fiddling with a drawing right before it finally becomes perfect. remember: if it doesnt measure up to your own standards, it's not because your standards are impossible, it's because impostor syndrome can only be cured by redrawing that hand one more time

reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat

we haven't had a true tumblr sexyman in years. Sans was like the last one. I can still see his weird glowing goo ghost dick when I close my eyes. that kind of absolute derangement just doesn't happen anymore. some people just liking Astarion and Senshi a lot is not the same. a true tumblr sexyman makes this website absolutely unusable

oh my god it was the porn ban. the porn ban killed the tumblr sexyman. the horny can't fester and multiply like it used to. the sexymen are killed in their infancy

realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"

well. did it bored 👍

DO IT SCARED. DO IT BAD. DO IT BORED. DO IT HALFWAY. DO IT WRONG. DO IT EMBARRASSED. DO IT UGLY. DO IT LATE. DO IT DIFFERENT. but by god do it <3!!

this animal

ithink wearing a faggy outfit and listening to shitty music will solve most if not all of yr problems

the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

well i may not be the prettiest person in the room or the coolest person in the room i think im at least the third funniest