Just a gentle reminder that though we hate John Walker with every fibre of our being, we are welcoming Wyatt Russell in the MCU with open arms and lots of love.

- The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, Ep. 2

Pro tip: avoid dying.

“The classic-sitcom approach offered exciting opportunities for humor and levity, but filmmakers were very serious about getting the genre right. Director Matt Shakman says, ‘It was really important to us from the get-go that we weren’t parodying sitcoms. We studied tone and style from era to era. We wanted to make sure the actors were really fluent in all of these different styles.’ Cast and crew studied classic sitcoms from the 1950s through the 2000s. ‘We wanted to make sure that what we were creating was absolutely faithful to the original touchstone shows,’ says Shakman.”

WANDAVISION (2021)

Masha The Hero

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

oh good I was worried

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

Hero cat

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

See.

Kittens can’t regulate their own body temperature. That’s why they pile up.

Cats see us as colony members.

Masha saw a kitten that was on its own, no mommy, no other kittens to cuddle with. She instinctively knew that was a cold kitten. She knew that a kitten alone on a cold night was very likely to die. Because a kitten would have died too.

So, all she was doing was what any good colony member does - protecting the abandoned kitten. Then when the abandoned kitten’s mommy didn’t come back, she called the rest of the colony for help.

People have this bizarre idea that housecats don’t have a social sense. They do, and it saved this kid’s life. And possibly Masha’s too, as life on the streets is dangerous for a kitty.

We say “good dog” all the time, but Masha was being a very, very good cat…not just by human moral standards but by feline ones.

Deadpool’s instructive video may save your testicles

This is both entertaining and really important.

Yo if you’ll reblog the boob campaign, you can damn well reblog Deadpool discussing bollocks.

Deadpool is canonically riddled with cancer this is actually such an appropriate campaign

I had a nightmare last night.

I was a reporter.

This is absolutely amazing. I hope you hold onto this idea.

OMG, YOU TURN THIS INTO A 500 PAGE NOVEL RIGHT NOW. I WOULD READ THE HELL OUT OF THIS.

If this gets 20,000 notes I’ll make a Part 2.

Welp.

So Captain Underpants explores the friendship between a gay boy and a black bisexual boy and y’all wanna say Beauty and the Beast was the pinnacle of gay representation in children’s films huh

Captain Underpants comes out on Pride Month. Coincidence? I think the fuck NOT.

Excuse but Harold and George aint gay.

You miss the book where Harold has a husband?

Fanfiction aint canon

It’s in the official books written by the actual author, so it is canon. Pilkey wrote it, so it’s canon. 

I refuse to believe he willingly inserted a political agenda into a popular, established children series

Oh look, stuff from the book! The actual canon book. 

Look at Harold with his husband and kids. Very small but super poignant. 

LOL @ ‘wouldn’t put political agendas in children’s books’. 

reminder to:

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

I’m here. Ily.

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I actually did research for this for a school project. It’s true that every 40 seconds, someone kills themselves. It is also important to note that for every suicide, there is aprox 20 attempted suicides, and that most suicides occur between the ages 15-29. This means that in a year, 800 000 people kill themselves and 16 000 000 people try, a majority of which are teenagers and young adults.

Why are we not working harder to prevent this?

Every life matters

I am here for you, always

Hello here for you, always, I’m Dad!

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let them grow up close as brothers, with only love between them

Noise-canceling headphones are to music what fresh pavement is to driving. You don’t realize how much background noise there is until it’s gone. (source)

HOW NOT TO POTION

So I noticed something about how potions are drank in Inquisition. Like… Layna, that’s probably not the best way to drink that…

See, look at Dorian, this is flawless. Notice how he hasn’t broken his spine to get a drink? That’s important. Take notes.

This just looks… Ow…

and then there’s Iron Fucking Bull. BULL THOSE ARE YOUR TITTIES. 

This isn’t Flashdance. You’re fighting a Reaver. FOCUS.

If Iron Bull wishes to bathe his magnificent chest in healing potions, who are we to judge?

LET IRON BULL LIVE

Heheheh!

Okay, but have you ever watched *Cullen* drink a healing potion? Because he will occasionally do that - he did it on the trip to the Temple of Dumat in my latest playthrough - and I wish I’d been able to take a screenshot because it was so ridiculously elegant. Like “actual Disney prince” levels of smoothness. Sadly, I had no idea it was coming and was unprepared.

These are all friggin’ amazing, but I’m gonna hug whoever will provide a screenshot of Cullen!

Ask, and ye shall receive @stregatadallostregatto and @ladynorbert and @fereldenpeach 

Fucking MAGESTIC.

I’m also getting a rockstar vibe here.

Cassandra can’t even handle it.

“BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICCAAAA”

@motherofgriffins, YOU WON THE HUG!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, rockstar vibes everywhere here!!!! Is he ready to sing a remix of “The Dawn Will Come”?

Sorry, I just had to participate to this ;)

it got better

Every time I see this… I have to reblog… I can’t NOT reblog…

I can’t breathe. Help.