in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

What about American idiot

well we all know which gender i am for forgetting this one

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Tom Hiddleston

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Survival - Sebastian Stan, Tom Hiddleston and Chris Evans x reader platonic

Comfort and soft kisses - (request)

Sick as a dog -

Never alone

Everybody has a hard time, from time to time

⚠️⚠️ TW: domestic abuse⚠️⚠️

Hi guys. So I've been absent for a little bit because there has been a family emergency and we have been dealing with. I don't want to go into too much detail but basically me, my mom and brother got out of an abusive household. Our abuser was arrested and we are now dealing with the aftermath. We are okay besides from the trauma that all of this has caused but we are getting help. Earlier in the year I had a donation post but I wanted to make another one. Our abuser was our main source of money and now it is only me and my mom's ex husband who is helping us, so please please send money if you can. If not please reblog.

C*sh*pp: $HeatherH309

V*nmo: hayduh

Tagging mutuals, but this isn't me trying to ask for money from you, I'm just asking for reblogs please. Thank you.

the babysitter | chris evans

SUMMARY || summer 1996. you’ve finally graduated college and have your whole life ahead of you. when you move back home with your parents for the summer you feel like your entire life has been put on hold. your mom volunteers you to babysit for mr. evans, a recent neighbour who’s going through a nasty divorce, only to realise that your summer is about to get a whole lot more interesting.

PAIRING || dilf!chris evans x reader 

WORD COUNT || 3,038 words 

WARNINGS || daddy kink, daddy issues, heavy age-gap (reader is mid-20′s chris is late 30′s), blowjob, fingering, teasing, pining, unprotected sex — 18+ ONLY//MINORS DNI

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You woke up feeling a heavy arm draped lazily along your waist, the block of sun bringing into focus the tangled mess of sheets and legs which brought back the memories of the previous night. With a smile, you slowly ran your hand along Ransom's arm with which he possessively held you in his grip. Guessing by the angle of the sun, it had to be early noon. What happened at the party had taken you by surprise, no doubt, that wasn't the way you hoped to consummate your marriage but you didn't regret anything. Not after your husband spent hours pounding into you. 

You couldn't shake off your smile as you got out of bed, the hope of your relationship changing for good filled you with anticipation to see where it would lead you two. You found your green dress lying at the foot of your bed, and your black lace panties lying torn in a corner. You wondered where your bra was as you grabbed Ransom's dress shirt off the ground and put it on, making your way to your underwear drawer to get a fresh pair of panties. 

As you descended the stairs to reach the kitchen for some coffee, you realized you needed to talk to your husband about the previous night and what it meant for you both. You switched on the coffee maker while you leaned against the counter thinking of what you wanted to say. You knew Ransom was drunk when everything happened, what if he didn't remember anything? What if it was just the alcohol and nothing else? But then, why would he act so possessive, not letting you dance with someone else while he was flirting with some chic he met at the party? Your head started to ache with all of those thoughts, causing you to massage your temples in small circles. Your ears perked up hearing another set of footsteps coming down the stairs and down the hall towards the kitchen. It was Ransom.

Chris Evans Masterlist

A/N: Here are all the fan fictions that I have written for Chris Evans. Hope you guys enjoy it.

My Main Masterlist is here.

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Series:

Summary: Chris and you decide to adopt a dog when you see your son with Scott’s dog. It is a cute family day and you all enjoy it to the fullest.

Summary: Chris wants to end your marriage and you decide to go along with it. You have to be civil for the sake of the kids but you are hurt. This process is too much for the both of you and eventually, it all ends. Chris regrets it all but you have already moved on with Tom Huddleston.

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One Shots:

~Dad!Chris~

Summary: Chris and the reader spends the whole day with their family. They enjoy the free day with their children and enjoy every moment of it.

Summary:  Chris comes home to his twins fighting and he scolds them. But he also takes care of their wounds with you and then you all go out to eat ice cream and have a family day.

Summary: Chris has been having a really hard time with his upcoming movie and his grandmother passing away. It all bottles up until he snaps at his son, Oliver for something he didn’t even do. Oliver gets really angry and tells him he hates him. You help resolve their conflict and they both play video games.

Summary: Chris and you decide to spend the day on the beach with Dodger and your daughter, Olivia. It is a fun day and you guys enjoy a lot.

Summary: It is your first day back to work but you are worried to leave your baby girl behind. Chris is in charge of her while you’re gone and Emma spikes a fever. Chris takes care of her and is really sad to see his daughter sick.

Summary: Chris has to go away on an acting job for two months. You and your eight month old son are very sad to see him leave because this was the first time you all were going to be apart since the pandemic. However, Chris decides to stay back when he sees how devastated you both are with him leaving.

Summary: You and Chris try to get your three kids ready for the halloween party but there seems to be one problem after the other. 

Summary: You and Chris go to your first press tour after Covid with your son, Theodore and it is just a little bit more hectic than you imagined.

~Husband!Chris~

Summary: You feel unimportant when Chris can easily discuss about having a child with Lizzo in public but will always dismiss you when you bring up the topic. Getting in to a fight, you leave him and he eventually realises his mistake because of his mom.

Summary: You and Chris spend Christmas with Scarlett and her family. The little boy brings out your and Chris’s desire to have a child of your own.

~Boyfriend!Chris~

Summary: Chris and you met at a party and you both went on a date the next day. During the date, there were some misunderstandings and Chris ignored you. You finally confronted him and everything worked out in the end.

Summary: You and Chris are in a casual relationship but you soon start catching feelings for each other. You then find out that you are pregnant with twins and Chris is so overjoyed that he tells you he loves you.

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um hi @shawnvvmendes this is so sweet?? thank you so much???

The Best Friend’s Sister Scenario - Luke Hemmings x Reader

Summary: Based off this class request from @bitterbethany​ -  OKAY. you being one of the boys little sisters and having a MASSIVE crush on luke since the band started he sees you after years of not thinking about you and you guys click and he starts catching feelings (maybe smut idk). 

Warnings: Swearing and little sexual bits but no acc smut

Note: This is kinda long and kinda shit, but I loved this idea. Based off the song She by Dodie - yes I know that song is about a girl loving another girl but I thought it applied good here too, from like Luke’s POV mostly but like the poetry and stuff, idk it’s a cute song either way x

Am I allowed to look at her like that?

The house was bustling already. Luke felt like he’d been blasted into the past in a time machine that hadn’t been discovered yet, walking through Ashton’s childhood home with a breeze of easiness he’d missed so desperately. He missed the element of home in these suburbs, something A-list Hollywood and L.A couldn’t provide. His modern house sometimes seemed meaningless when it lacked such humble walls of peeling paints lined with framed photos of Ashton and his siblings. 

Occasionally he’d glance at the frames and smile at the grinning children who stared at him. Some showed Ashton, hammering on a dumpy drum kit with an emo fringe and thin arms. Some showed his younger brother, standing in the goal kitted from head to toe in soccer gear, focus deep in his eyes despite the brimming smile. Others were of his two sisters, the youngest usually standing beside the tallest, both holding awards for something or other, or messing around with make-up in one of their pink princess bedrooms. 

The pictures began to sit in newer frames as the subjects in them grew older: Ashton winning an award at an awards show for the band; his brother running around his high school’s football field - having shot up in size; his youngest sister standing proudly on a stage, dressed in dance gear. Before he could view the next picture, there was a calling of his name from the kitchen. 

Without thinking twice, he ditched the trip down memory lane and waltzed into the oak based kitchen. Ashton’s mum stood over the stove, juggling pots and pans. Luke loved this tradition. It was started up when the band started to pick up fame and the children of all the boy’s families grew older and matured. The families - Ashton’s, Calum’s, Michael’s and Luke’s - all met up once in September and had a massive dinner to catch up. 

Last year, Luke couldn’t make it. He was due to get a later flight than the others back to Australia, but a freak storm hit and he was stranded until the next flight in 3 days: which would have been too late. Perhaps that was why he was enjoying this reunion so much, as it truly had been even longer than usual since he saw everybody he had loved from such a young age. 

“Hey Anne, need any help?” He smiled, as her and Calum’s dad busied themselves above the stove and counter tops. She glanced up from stirring the pot on the hob, looking over to grin at Luke. 

“Yeah, please. There’s some bottles of wine in the garage out front, can you bring them in? You have to go outside to get into it - no door from the house to it,” she explained, and Luke nodded. She gestured quickly to some keys on the counter top, and he collected them before heading to the front door. His black sweatpants weren’t exactly stylish, but he went for comfort than style when he was back home - choosing black sweats and a really old band t-shirt. 

He opened the garage door, stepping in and searching for a light switch against the wall with his hand, eyes staring into the dark abyss. Flicking it to life, everything was illuminated. Cardboard boxes sat neglected on shelves, each with marked names on them of rooms or members of the family. He made his way into the concrete building, glancing behind a lawn mower to find a box of wine that looked as though it was bought (at least) two Christmases ago. Chuckling under breath, he lent over and picked up a few bottles of red before making his way back to the door. He turned his back to the outside world, turned off the light, the started walking before checking in front. 

His body hit someone else, and a swear slipped from his lips as he tightened his grip on the glass bottles he juggled. He glanced up, ready to throw a quip at Michael or Ashton, but stopped short when he saw a remarkably pretty girl. You were so pretty he felt his breath catch in his throat, like you see in the movies, as your big eyes gazed up to meet his unfaltering stare. A smile came to your lips with clear amusement, thinking you’d just caught your older brother’s friend by surprise. 

“Hey, Lu. Watch where you’re going next time, hm?” you chuckled lightly, and he forced himself to respond. There was no way that this was Ashton’s sister, the second eldest of the Irwin’s. “Guessing mum sent you out for the wine run, right? Need some help?” You pushed a wrapped parcel - that, honestly, Luke hadn’t even realised you were holding - under one arm and held out a hand to take a bottle. Holy shit, it was. He swallowed his words, passing you one of the red wines. 

You didn’t question the quiet between the two of you. Luke was always one of the quietest in the band, and it had been about three years since you’d seen each other so awkward silences were no surprise. You’d missed a lot of the reunions, and guilt followed you due to that. You’d gone to a college in Asia, so coming home was so expensive and difficult and really didn’t line up well with your academic year. As your 20th birthday loomed over head, you decided it was time to finally attend a family reunion. Your studies were nearly done, all exams finished early due to the course you were taking, so time could be made to see your childhood in person once more. 

However, what you did question was how he had become more attractive since the last time you’d seen him. He’d always had this attraction that had little 12 year old you skipping about in her room singing along to Taylor Swift songs daydreaming about him. Hell, since Ashton had brought Luke home for dinner one evening before they went and made musical vomit in the basement - gradually getting better every time - you’d had a massive crush on him. As his life took off, though, and he got dragged into a life of fame and fit models, you were hit with reality and work. You went to college and university and studied hard and tirelessly to become the cartoonist and animator you wanted to be. Admiring studio Ghibli’s animations, you were ecstatic when you got the apprenticeship there. But that consumed more of your life and soon the blonde guitarist was a passing thought that only ever came up when Ashton rang, due to your lack of social media. 

But now that childhood crush that you’d buried so easily had hit you full blast. Your studies were essentially done and the apprenticeship was settling into a full paying job that you’d feel secure in: you’d have time for a relationship and a boyfriend. And especially a crush. 

“Yeah, thanks,” he replied, passing you the bottle. You smiled, reading the label and shrugging, before guiding the way to the house, his footsteps trailing behind you ever so slightly. 

Could it be wrong When she’s just so nice to look at?

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A chance to make it right again

Summary: It’s been a year since you last saw Luke Hemmings, rockstar and your former best friend, but when invited to celebrate Christmas with the Hemmings family, you might get a chance to make everything right again.

A/N: I know that I haven’t been in any way active on here, but in celebration of Christmas I thought I’d post a small one shot which includes a little bit of Christmas spirit (not very much though), I hope you enjoy x

“How are you, darling? Feels like I haven’t seen you in forever.” Liz greets you with a loving hug and you can’t help but melt into it. Perhaps there’s just a gene for great hugging skills in the Hemmings family because it’s the exact same case with Luke.

“Yeah, it’s been way too long,” you agree, sending her a big smile while pulling away. “I’m doing great, thank you, what about you? Has Andrew’s back gotten any better?” She leads you into the dining room while assuring you that Luke’s dad is doing way better than last you talked with a member of the Hemmings household and that her only worry is that he’ll be eating too much Christmas food because he always has a hard time losing the extra pounds afterwards.

“But enough about us! We are so happy you’re coming; the children haven’t talked about anything else the whole day.”

You laugh, easily imaging the small kids that have always loved you jumping up at the thought of you celebrating Christmas with them this year. “Thank you again for letting my join you for Christmas, Liz. It really means a lot,” you say and smile.

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haunted || L.H

“what were you gonna do? read me to death?”

~1300 words || our boy has a bit of a fright but you’re there to help out

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Frat!sos

Luke is Big and Happy and i Love Him (x)