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Mr president we have reason to suspect their is a masquito in the oval office
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This post was inspired by the Mosquito Bite that appeared at or around 1:30 AM on my right elbow. As of 1:39 AM, the culprit remains at large. Some say a faint buzzing can still be heard
although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do
zoology is so fucking funny. what do you mean we’ve never seen a baby great white shark. what do you mean we’ve never documented a single melanistic cougar despite it being entirely possible. I dunno man. Anyways a new amphipod was just discovered 92639273947294729 meters beneath the sea
yurameshi replied to your post “rgr-pop replied to your post “I don’t mean to boast or anything, but…”
once had friends mercilessly fail three attempts at making me a birthday cake before realizing they’d been using diatomaceous earth in lieu of flour the whole time
I gasped with greater intensity than I ever have in my life
dirt cake with dirt jar pictured in background
Pineapple upside ground cake
Prepare for the next general election by applying for a Voter Authority Certificate. It’s free, and is now required to vote.
People with driving licenses, passports etc don’t need one.
We found the answer to this
So apparently another whole ass animated scooby doo movie was canceled, this time featuring Krypto the Superdog, but it leaked onto 4chan and was uploaded onto the internet archive
In case anyone wants to watch (its such a good film i have it bookmarked)
As a lesbian, I find it difficult to understand attraction to men. That being said, when I see some bara-style dilfs with big soft bellies, I can't help but feel like a warrior watching a display of martial skill from a respectable rival school. I lock eyes with the master leading his students in their daily drills and give him a single nod of undying respect, and he returns the gesture. We both understand that the difference between Dilf and Milf is a single letter.
Listen guys, you don't need to look nice to go outside. Your health is more important than appearances.
I just went on a walk in my pajamas, greasy hair in a shitty bun, acne, and a pair of new balance sneakers. Cars passed by and I said hi to everyone who passed. Did I feel self-conscious? Of course, but it was worth it.
Now I feel a lot better, because I didn't A. Overextend by forcing myself to shower/get dressed/put on concealer beforehand or B. Avoid doing anything because I felt like a mess.
Go outside and be however you are. It's not your job to look good to random strangers, you deserve to go outside.
Watterson pulled no punches
I grew up on Calvin and Hobbes... this hits harder as an adult.
how does this only have 1400 notes
end road work? aw fuck i hope this car flies
here
Someone add do you love the color of the sky
Someone do NOT do that, I’ll kill you with my flying car
I don’t have the original but I have this. Kill me.
I’m going to hurt all of you
Good to know we all are hellspawns with the same mindset
Welcome to hellsite, babes
Take a fuckin sip
you’re all insane
I think this is the longest post on this site
I AM
SOBBING
MOBILE USERS IM SO SORRY
this fuckING POST ISTG
I hate every single fucking one of you that contributed to making this post ungodly long
But at least I made it out alive
W h y
You guys keep reblogging it and sharing it more so clearly you guys really miss it and want it back :) so I’m putting this baby back in the queue, see you in a few days/weeks idk how long my queue is it’ll be a mystery
just found my favorite post
i wore red eyeshadow today and this lil mexican boy like 10 yrs old had his silver chain and hat and was all puffed up machismo but got all shy walkin over to the counter and was like “i really love your eyeshadow” in the most genuine awestruck voice. can’t believe i almost didn’t wear it. i almost missed out on bein “masc mexican dude wearing makeup” representation my heart was so full
im gonna CRY at a crosswalk these two older tough lookin dudes were waitin and one looks back at me and gives me a long unreadable look and i was in the bad part of the city so i was like ah. shit. but then he looked away and reached out to hold the other guys hand. i love bein queer so much i can’t handle this
I think that the banana on the wall has caused irreparable harm to discussions of modern art and its merit as an art form because everytime someone brings up what they like about modern art, the anti-modern art crowd point to that fucking banana and use it to say that it is a low effort worthless style of art
But we're still talking about it.
So doesn't that prove that it's good art?
It is good art, I am not saying it's bad art because bad art doesn't exist. It's actually amazing art because if what it tells us about ourselves and how we discuss it. What I am saying is I dislike the role it plays in the discourse surrounding modern art. I think it is actually a good piece with meaning but I feel like the meaning is lost on people who view it as just another part of the modern art movement
And I know the point was to critique the art critics who try to find meaning in everything, but that point gives it meaning in my opinion, art made in protest of the art world is still very much art in my eyes. And all art has some form of meaning because we as creators imbue meaning into our works through the process of creation
My issue with the banana is actually that it is too good of an art piece and has caused so much discussion that it has become annoying and a bit of a punching bag
this honestly just came out of left fucking field i would have never expected to hear anything like this in this show. consider me Pleasantly Surprised tbh
This was the autism episode
people seem to forget that house was a multiply disabled man, so it should be a given that he’d be against eugenics and eugenicist doctors
hey … autism sword
I love how Gideon meets the sixth house in gtn, it’s such a cool and dynamic scene, so I thought I’d try and capture a snap shot of it :>
