thantophobia

Some sketches.

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

“In a world where tulips were yellow, one dared to be different…”

Every spring this picture comes back around and every spring I crack up

at first you just see the row of tulips in the foreground, and it’s funny

then you see the rows stretching back for yards and yards, and it’s even funnier

Finally, the historical Hetalia post I always promised you!

One of my favorite stories from history class was the story of how Britain was fed up with all the foreign stuff on their market and started marking foreign stuff. “Made in Germany” was meant to discourage people from buying the goods marked with it, but quickly the trademark was associated with good quality and got very popular. So that plan backfired a little.

So here’s smug Germany for you, with smug Prussia and Bismarck in the background~

his mouth says “hooray!” but his eyes say “if i stop smiling they’ll kill my whole family”

I never learned how to swim and at this point I’m too embarrassed to

We have dams dude this isnt fucking atlantis

yeah but they wont hold forever…

Underestimate the power of Dutch engineering again and I’ll obliterate you

when you look up a bunch of references because the leg you drew looks wrong, but legs just look like that

this is such a mood

The real writer experience is standing in the shower and coming up with the most authentic dialogue with perfect phrasing and raw emotion in your head, then stepping out and drying your hair, putting on some clean pajamas and opening a word document to write down all your perfect ideas only to realize everything has evaporated. 

I FEEL CALLED OUT

Never lose a perfect shower line again.*

*Remember to erase promptly if you share a bathroom with anyone.

I’ve used these to outline term papers. nothing like a bath to get your brain to finally kick into gear and figure out your damn thesis

WHAT

There’s no excuse

When you say ‘together’ your lips don’t touch, but when you say ‘apart’ they do

When you say ‘aaaaah’ your lips don’t touch, but when you say ‘babababa’ they do

“ugghhh. look. he’s making that face again. you know the one. i wish he would stop doing that”

my usuk summer exchange submission! it’s for pickledpeachesden ^_____^ their request was centaur usuk doing anything so i drew some centaurs

i don’t actually know how to draw  horses KDJAKJSLJ this is my first time even trying so i’m sorry horse anatomy is hard

btw i accidentally drew america MUCH bigger than england and i cried because england looks like a tiny pony baby

country documents his life as third wheel for 239 years in awkward selfies

i started temporary work at mcd recently…

Youre perfect just the way you are.

As a child, you often daydreamed about a world you invented and you would occasionally write about it. 10 years later, you hear many different voices whispering to you. They are the prayers of the inhabitants of your imaginary world. To them, it has been 1000 years since you abandoned them.

Tough shit, kids, God has to write a fuckin thesis.