“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

The circle is complete:

1898: Morgan Robertson's novella "The Wreck of the Titan" is published.

1912: RMS Titanic hits an iceberg and sinks, in an event that almost beat-for-beat follows the plot of Robertson's novella.

2023: Oceangate's experimental submersible The Titan undergoes explosive decompression while retracing the descent of the Titanic.

NOW STOP NAMING THINGS THAT

Sailor Moon | “from the moon”

Tubi has exactly two types of movies:

- 100% on RT lost media cult movie that influenced every movie made since the 1970s and has been out of circulation for 50 years and was rediscovered in someone's basement in Prague remastered in 4k with commentary by Werner Herzog that you can't see anywhere else

- My Side Piece Hit the Lotto

Okay so when I first reblogged this I didn’t realize that My Side Piece Hit the Lotto was real and not just a bit for the post

Femme Fatale Checklist

Sexy 

Confident

Worldly

Shoots when you least expect it

Strategic clothes ripping

Uses a whip as a weapon

IN CONCLUSION

Indiana Jones is a femme fatale.

Stand aside himbos, himme fatale just dropped

💜✨Asexual Sticker for everyone!✨💜

We ride at noon

i love finding songs from years ago that fit into your current vibe super well and just integrate right into your life, like idk where u been but love u welcome to the playlist

Wheres that post that's like "I have D cups the waittress thinks you have dementia" that's me rn

found it

I have seen many gorgeous headcanons for Scaramouche post archon quest.

My mind decided to go for a slightly different approach.

How in the hell.

What does she do?!

I just realized this is Stephen King and I dunno why but that’s fucking hysterical to me

And he tweets about her and I love it

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

C'est les swimming poules

Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

twitter is like a guy who’s being robbed at gunpoint, while tumblr is like a guy who shot his own foot twice and is now making fun of the guy being robbed