i love you spinach i love you mushroom i love you garlic i love you onion

everyone who reblogs this post saying they hate mushrooms youre ugly youre disgusting im gonna kill you give me $200

The fact that Twitter allows porn but not public death threats and tumblr allows public death threats but not porn is objectively funny and the fact that a large portion of us chose the latter over the former is objectively funnier

Girl who fucks the cannoli guy for cannolis

i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime

underrated part of petting a cat is when you reach over their head to scratch their back and they bonk their head on ur arm

that’s the stuff………………

on google typing every fruit ever

Kirby when he discovers the internet

https://www.instagram.com/p/CdMUY7hvNMa/

hate it when a new marvel movie comes out and people are like “i know you aren’t into marvel but i promise this movie is different” they’re all the same

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

There’s a lot wrong with me but at least I don’t treat a domestic violence court case as a fandom war

one more snoopy for springtime