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@theworstassassinever / theworstassassinever.tumblr.com

I used tumblr a lot as a teen and this page has been many things. As an adult, still trying to figure out what to do on this page. I love music, fandom and fanfic. Used to be a Stucky account, before that I posted a shit-ton of Glee. Now I post whatever I want.
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brolinjosh

“You’re leaving? That’s surprising. No, it’s not surprising. I get it.”

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winter-seance
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tackmins

harry can’t duel

harry can’t duel

harry cannot duel

he only uses expelliarmus and he cannot duel

even if he’s dueling the FUCKING DARK LORD

Imagine the conversation ministry officials must be having when they see his auror application:

“He’s Harry Potter!”

“I know but that doesn’t change the fact-”

“Harry! Freaking! Potter!”

“We still need him to attend extra duelling lessons-”

“We can’t put Harry Potter in extra duelling lessons!”

“He only ever uses one spell-”

“Yeah, but he’s really good at it.”

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times. - Bruce Lee

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dragon-in-a-fez

Harry Potter, the boy who dared to ask, “why study all these other spells if I can get really good at yeeting everyone’s wands out of their hands”

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