shut up this is the only video I care about
"Dachshund car-wash rave" sounds like it's a nonsensical combination of words; but it actually describes this pretty well.
The audio is the start of 'Sandstorm' (Darude), plus some incidental sound (mostly barking), with the tiktok voice narrating two sentences at the beginning.
The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.
Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)
Make sure I fit in the pot at least.
Shorter pasta could definitely fit on a store shelf. Longer pasta however...
Free yourself of corporate interests and demand comically and inconviently long pasta
Pasta so long it can't fit in your car and you gotta tie it to the roof. Pasta so long you gotta cook it outside because your ceiling is too low.
I think space filling pasta would be the best of all worlds. Easy to fit on shelves, long, and fits in the pot without breaking!
Good luck manufacturing it, but I think it could be done by extrusion and chopping, but I don't know if it'd be spaghetti still
Something like this?
But in a little over 4 months it's gonna be m
not sure why this has been hidden for sensitive content but ok
To save the more delicate of the Italians from shock!
pym’s soggy sundays are what makes life worth living tbh
Happy Soggy Sunday to all who celebrate and observe!
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Yeah sure everyone on here looooove Boston but how many of you guys have gone to the science museum. Done the musical steps huh. Who's even been in the basement and watched the electricity show HUH y'all don't even know about those bitches going inside a giant bird cage and getting struck by indoor lightning on purpose.
Official Post of Massachusetts
I'll never get over how depressing it is how most young girls are told their first time is supposed to hurt, how most teenage girls have a painful 'first time' and are just, expected to tolerate it and told it's completely normal and healthy and good. How callous the teenage boys they sleep with and give them bad painful sex are about causing these teenage girls pain and discomfort and even making her bleed from a chaffed or torn vagina. How many girls and young women push themselves into bad painful sex and tolerate it just because they're told that's normal and they need to. How fucking callous cis boys and men are to this, how cis boys and men just go "haha yeah sex is like pizza, even when it's bad it's pretty good!" because they didn't grow up being told they needed to tolerate pain and bleeding from sex, they didn't have to choke back tears of pain during their first time or first several times or during any unpleasant sexual encounter. I'll never stop being furious over how one sided sex is supposed to be in a patriarchal society.
I'll never get over how normalized coercion is. I'll never stop being furious how much I heard boys joking "50 no's and 1 yes is still a yes!" during my formative years, and hearing my friends talk about how they only had sex (that they hated and was painful) because their boyfriend wouldn't stop nagging them. I'll never stop being furious about all the coercion and pain teenage girls are expected to endure in their sex lives.
I agree that being told to expect pain during your first time is traumatising, and being expected to endure pain during sex is horrible. Sexual education should include information about everything that might cause discomfort to the person who is on the receiving end of sexual penetration, and advice on how to prevent it.
Tons of articles and also many people in the comments on this post say that foreplay can prevent pain during penetration - and of course it's true that people with vaginas require sufficient arousal, which leads to lubrication and relaxation of the vagina, in order to have comfortable sex.
However, one of the factors that affect whether the person is able to have comfortable vaginal penetration is the character of their hymenal tissue, which is rarely talked about nowadays because it seems like sometimes even mentioning this anatomical structure is seen as perpetuation of the inaccurate and heteronormative social construct of virginity. So I want to assure you that I do NOT believe in the concept of virginity and I am only talking about human anatomy here.
The hymen, also called the hymenal ring or the vaginal corona, is skin-like tissue that frames the vaginal opening - typically it is a few millimetres behind the vaginal opening itself. The thickness and elasticity of the tissue, and the size and shape of the opening (sometimes multiple openings) are extremely diverse: some hymens are fragile enough to tear during completely non-sexual activities such as exercise, some are stretchy enough to accommodate even penile penetration without tearing. Some people with vaginas are born without any hymenal tissue at all, and on the other end of the spectrum there are hymens that prevent menstrual fluid from leaving the vagina so a surgery is necessary to create a sufficient opening.
Just like tearing any other innervated tissue in our bodies, tearing the hymen might cause significant pain in some people. Thankfully, many people have the kind of hymenal tissue that doesn't hurt when stretched slowly and gradually, for example with tampon use or masturbation. Therefore people with vaginas who want to start having penetrative sex should be encouraged to get used to penetration with one or more fingers before trying to put anything thicker inside their vagina.
I think it's a little problematic that the diversity of genital anatomy and its effects on sex are so often forgotten. People who have comfortable and painless first times tend to say that foreplay and being turned on helped them but the truth is that they also very likely had sufficiently elastic or sufficiently stretched out hymenal tissue as well. And people who experience pain are usually told that they weren't turned on enough or their partner wasn't careful enough (that often is the case I'm not denying that at all), but in some cases, the reason for the pain might have been actual physical tissue stretching or tearing regardless of how much they wanted to have sex or how gentle their partner was, and the pain could have been avoided If only they had been told that the hymen was a thing and there were ways to prepare it for penetration in advance.
That's why we shouldn't just say "your first time shouldn't hurt and if it does, your partner is doing something wrong". We should say "there are several things to ensure that your first time is comfortable, and getting used to penetration beforehand is one of them." This attitude also increases the probability that people notice if they have an atypical hymen (such as the microperforate, septate or cribriform type) before attempting penile penetration, and instead of suffering pain and possibly significant bleeding from tearing the tissue, they can go talk to a doctor instead (sometimes a quick surgery in local anesthesia is enough to solve the problem).
I’m having a spirited debate and need a larger sample size
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remember that time that spock said “this is about sex” but he couldn’t say sex so instead he said “biology” and kirk clearly knew what he meant but was awkwardly like “what kind of biology” and spock got this look on his face like ‘oh lordy i’m not dealing with this today’ and said “vulcan biology” and kirk can’t say the word sex either so he goes “u mean the biology of vulcans” and then they stood there in silence for ten seconds like a pair of fucking idiots
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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
Did you intentionally make him Cajun before that screencap or was that baked into the prompt already. I ask only because the eyes as green as the bayou got me good
he's naturally australian so i gave him an upgrade
certified Ronald Reagan Rasta Moment
Thank god they brought back An Amount Of Daylight That Makes You Want To Live. It was getting a bit scary for a minute there.
and i WONT be attending book club next week so you can just FORGET it. wrinkle in time is SCARING ME and you guys just aren’t that sweet to me lately
