Me every morning like

He’s perfect .

you know you’re fucked when their voice turns you on

I used to think my life was a tragedy. But now I realize, it’s a comedy. Joker (2019) dir. Todd Philips  

just a dude and his coke shirt

( best picture of frank courtesy of: @fronk-leero )

Your Zodiac Sign On Being Alone

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ARIES-  When they are alone, an Aries will do things that can make them feel empowered. When an Aries is alone or simply feels alone, they end up getting stuff done because, in this way, there are no people opposing them to get in the way. They run on passion and desire, and when they want something, they’ll go out and get it. However, they cannot tolerate being alone for an extended period of time because they need a certain feeling of recognition and appreciate from people. Aries are so driven that it feels like they the one pushing projects and events forward while others just sit back and enjoy the ride! While Aries are naturally independent, they would still like to have an friends who they can not only help but also friends who can help them out. They need that you-help-me-I-help-you kind of friendship.

TAURUS- When they are alone, a Taurus will do things that will make them feel comfortable and safe when they are alone. They actually prefer their solitude. Taurus people have a stubborn streak which gives them their need for independence, especially since they like to do things their way. Being alone means things get done the way they want them to be done. They also need time alone to recharge after being with people or a large social event. This way, they can’ focus on treating themselves to all the right things and getting to a sense of peace within themselves. They like to feel stable and they need that alone time to let go of the worldly mess around them.

GEMINI- When they are alone, a Gemini will  do things that will get them to feel playful and alert. They cannot tolerate being completely alone, especially for an extended period of time. However, they do need time for themselves, and so the occasional downtime is appreciated. Because change and freedom is important to them, people will often see them change from being social butterflies to a recluse and back again. Although, they are never a recluse for too long because they need to be around people to be revitalized. In fact, being alone makes them more lethargic and tired. They have a great need to always be talking to someone on a daily basis or else they end up getting very restless and maybe even chaotic.

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This is the cutest thing I’ve seen ever

He totally thought wednesday could lift him i’m dead

Honestly she probably could have.

The Addamses may well be the healthiest, most functional family unit to ever grace the small screen.

I think I’ve told this story before, but I read an article a long time ago that they asked children who watched this show why they loved it.  They expected answers to be about how they like the weird, slightly creepy stuff.  But no, most of the kids answered that it was because the Mommy and Daddy loved each other so much.

Man he’s really going for it! Little guy keeps diving his face in that milk too long he gonna drown.