Haley: GIRLS ONLY, I need someone to get me a joja cola, you know what it's for

Me, panicking a little: i dont know what its for, whats happening

Lewis, sending me a letter: get me some truffle oil. Don't ask questions

Me: lewis what's the oil for

Me: lewis

Knock-a knock! Open the door! Itsa me!

Please-a open the door!

Open up-a! Hehe!

Please

OBSESSED WITH THIS GUY WHO’S JUST THROWING IT BACK AT SAM’S CONCERT AHSHDHFKFK

the best part of the mandela catalogue was when gabriel said "it's mandela time" and mandela'd all over those guys

me, preparing for the egg hunt to fucking destroy those kids for the fourth year in a row:

Hey

Reblog if you're okay talking to gays, bisexual etc

Reblog if you're okay talking with trans, genderfluid etc

Reblog if you're really fucking okay with talking to people about being pagan, your daily life, witchcraft, your zodiac, tarot cards

Bored.  Want something to do.  No, not that.  Not that either.  No, that doesn’t sound fun.  No, not that one, no, no, no.  No.  No.  Hmm.  No.  Bored.  Want something to do.  Anything.  Booooored.  No, not that.  Not that either.  No, that doesn’t sound fun.  No, not that one, no, no, no.  No–

Fave new twitter thread

Intrusive Thoughts are unwanted thoughts or images that you find distressing and/or disturbing. 

more information on what intrusive thoughts are!

what intrusive thoughts are: https://moodsmith.com/intrusive-thoughts/

how to cope with them: https://www.betterhelp.com/advice/how-to/how-to-stop-intrusive-thoughts-and-live-your-life/

!!!!!

I- so i’m not just fucking insane and evil?

I feel like a lot of peoples getting offended by this doesnt realize that none of those are actions we want to do. My ADD absolutely fills my head with extremely upsetting intrusive toughts almost 24/7. The very fact that they disgust me and upset me is what makes it an intrusive tought. Its not something you want to act upon, its your brain assaulting you non stop with everything that you hate and despise.

This idea that intrusive thoughts are someone’s “true id” talking is particularly harmful to us experiencing these thoughts themselves.

If y'all haven’t yet heard it before you heard it here now, these thought are everything we hate and despise, and nothing else.

if your alarm clock rings at the wrong time, that doesn’t make it the Right Time just because that’s the time the alarm is ringing. it means something’s wrong with the alarm.