i just got stoned and took a hot bath with epsom salts. literally seasoned myself with herbs and got in the soup

you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?

happy easter, everyone

you know Easter is just around the corner cause this post is making rounds again

It’s that time of the year again

I'm starting a collection. Idk what the aesthetic is. Blorbocore

Mass cultural boycotts of Russian culture such as banning books by Dostoevsky, the Bolshoi, pulling Russian films from film festivals, operas, plays etc is extremely wrong because a disgraceful autocrat is carrying out atrocities that is not in the name of the Russian people. The bastardization and degrading of culture is always wrong and it can expand to wider barbarity and dehumanization. Censoring Russian art is not an anti-war position. 

“Is there friendly fire?” I ask to my teammate who is about to get very mad

Uw- (lost his eye in the yaoi war)

v.2

this is the BEST video on the entire internet. i’ve seen this hundreds of times over half a decade and it’s THE BEST.

Two kitties with Cerebellar Hyperplasia. Essentially they just wobble in unison, but can still enjoy life to the fullest with one another

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

soup is now what bacon and pizza were in the 2010's. frogs are the new owls, mushrooms are the new succulents.

bog era

boss is presently trying to figure out an app

this would be objectively the funniest way to find out you got fired though

sorry for acting so strange & irregular it will happen again

I wish I had the confidence of Q Anon people making shit up.

I wish Lusamine from pokemon gave me the sloppiest tornado vacuum BJ in the world.

your wish has been granted

rest in peace king, hope it was worth it

IM SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS

this is fucking genius

Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’

can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls