some people are afraid to be corny. not me. i live life on the cob, baby.
my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.
i literally love tumblr
i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it's great. two dashboards for life
wow! i was really hoping someone would organically reverse-engineer this and find that dash.
here are a few other "secret" dashboards:
- Posts from your "crushes"
- "What you missed" (will be empty if you already visit Tumblr every day)
- "Trending"
these are all just taking existing feeds of content and putting them in a dashboard-like format... the "Stuff for you" tab/feed is the same idea.
i’m just sitting here. at the airport. pussy leaking (monistat 3)
[holds your hand] some really lgbt things are about to happen
[holds your hand back] and we’ll experience them together, with the power of friendship
i could make a really unfunny joke about historians here
and hilariously that is not why it is called that.
It is the circle of the bears cause of ursa major and ursa minor, and the circle without bears cause ya'know opposite part of the sky.
We lucked right into that one....
#so what you’re saying is#the stars dictate whether bears do or do not exist in places
I feel seen and heard
mary shelley: pours her heart and soul into the creature's ability to eloquently express his deepest and most painful feelings to frankenstein through literal pages and pages of speech
modern media: makes the creature unable to utter anything but grunts and scary sounds
Actually im pretty sure he only knew french so thats true to the source material
*THIS* IS WHAT BEING HUMAN IS ABOUT.
Guys they mean today as in TODAY today!! October 7th, 2021!!
“The vaccine… is not just a first for malaria — it is the first developed for any parasitic disease. Parasites are much more complex than viruses or bacteria, and the quest for a malaria vaccine has been underway for 100 years.” (NYT)
clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism
This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.
yes hello i am very sorry to hear of your lack of satisfaction. if you'll just follow me to the suggestion box its just inside here
when i was very small i assumed this song was about some lady who literally kept a human face in a jar by the door and since father mckenzie buried her that meant that he also killed her and basically i thought eleanor rigby was about zombies until i was like 12 years old
what the hell else would it be about, 10/10 best interpretation
Gollum’s lowkey adoreable tbh i would like to keep him as a pet❤️
today’s the day
fuck I posted this a day late
Time is an illusion you fuck.
hate and hell on planet earth
HELLO???? MISS MITSKI???
oh my god. it’s all happening