Callsigns are ALL like this. I know in movies everyone's got cool callsigns, but you have to EARN a cool callsign. Most people's are like, commemoration of something real stupid they did, or, like, "Carrots" bc "he ate carrots weirdly." This database is a treasure trove:

Also unironically if you are nb and have an "object" name you can 100% get old republicans to use it by just claiming it's for something dumb. "Yeah man I go by Brick because I dropped a bunch of bricks once and messed up a timeline on a job" will get everyone you will ever meet to call you that.

Guinea Pigs Eating a Grass Field

this is so cute <3 <3

you should really watch the entire video before reblogging

What is the target audience for this video

bought a big black umbrella recently and now every time i use it i think about "thought the cunt was turning into a bat"

When I first signed up for electrolysis, the clinic owner told me her whole staff is trans. Cool. I assumed that meant trans femmes, since we're the ones who usually need the facial hair removal, so it only makes sense that some of us will go into the business.

Nope! My electrolysis tech is a trans man with a full beard. Huh.

I like how every reply has unanimously agreed that he's taking the hair for himself. We're all on the same wavelength here.

I'm going to see him again today to continue my electrolysis. On a scale of one to that's weird, how much of a bad idea is it to bring a printout of this comic?

I need to know how this ends.

(I haven't shown him the comic yet. I keep forgetting to prant it)

prant

prant

prant

Update: I still haven't remembered to PRANT it, but since we were talking about beards today I explained the post and comic to him, and he thought it was hilarious. He says he's gonna put it on his wall once I do PRANT it.

Important update: I finally remembered to prant it (I gave up and did it on my own printer, so it was black and white), and the little man is chuffed.

He was giggling the whole time he read the thread, and then once he was done zapping me, he went over to wash his hands and it was still sitting on the counter, and he started laughing again.

Mission accomplished! It only took a few months or so. This is how adhd works. I'm lucky I remember to bring my skin to the "remove hair from skin" appointment.

I keep reblogging this but this time it's because I laughed out loud (again) about the idea of forgetting to bring your skin with you

True ADHD hours

Our Lady of the Damp and Rain

Look upon this mighty work! Our Lady resplendent in gold!

when internet people are like “i love gothic literature but i hate anything that discusses incest, sexual violence, oppression, misogyny, abuse, torture, gore, murder, or death”

no actually me and everyone else who’s ever watched crimson peak were brainwashed by guillermo del toro into believing that incest and violence are cool and awesome. sorry

Horrifying that this pearl-clutching over horror actually being dark is unironically becoming A Thing…

(tags via @waterandsilver, id in alt)

this looks like a fake ad you’d see in the background of a movie but its real

my orc bard in Pathfinder is named Gronk Ballspeaker

it's true and you should say so louder

I don't know any of you, hitting the reblog button.

Nice going man, you've become indistinguishable from that which you sought to destroy

It's just that this is literally right after I defended you for perpetuating the cycle of violence

I wasn't gonna say anything but in the throne room your shadow stretched farther and darker than that of the king you had just slain and it really wasn't good

Hey man it's me. Yeah sorry I only just realized this was an artful machination. Yeah I know now this was a ploy to unite us all against you as a common enemy whose downfall with herald an unprecedented era of peace. Sorry yeah I didn't read into the bright sunlight casting your shadow in the throne room. Sorry yeah I just feel bad so if you want to get coffee or maybe entrust me as your only true peer with the heavy burden of slaying you and masking my unimaginable agony as I become hero to the masses just let me know

Danganronpa V3 AU where everything is exactly the same except Shuichi does this little puppy head tilt whenever he's confused

Meet Cute (1/?)

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My take on pregame saiou is that they were wholesome BFFs with secret crushes on each other that just didn't know how to communicate.

More thoughts under the cut:

No going back now.

Panel in this comic (part 3/3)

i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone's like oh he's fallen into madness again, he'll be fine later i guess

how do you draw wet hair

okkay. i was going to make an actual tutorial thing to help u but i frogot what i was doing so i drew the most pathetic little wet cat beast imaginable. on accident. so sorry

they pourt wader on him

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

gonna reblog it everytime

IT HAS RETURNED TO US

Wow I have not seen this in years, tumblr classic

have I reblogged this yet

what-

I REMEMBER IT’S BIRTH

3 million note post

All these kids are in their 30s by now.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame just in case you didn’t have this one yet

Happy 10th Birthday to this post