Gamer Dads

Me: Mom I'm bored.

Mom: Well maybe you should-

Dad: READ A BOOK INSTEAD OF LOOKING AT THAT SCREEN ALL DAY.

Mom: ...

Me: ...

Dad: YEah I have no room to talk...

Its funny when guys try to pin your anger on your period and you just sit there like “no its cuz youre a fucking dick”

school mindset

essays - make each essay you write better than the last

  small assignments - aim for 100s, expect 100s, get 100s

  homework - pretend they’re assignments

  homework that’s not graded - pretend! they’re! assignments!

  tests - study for 100s, expect less

  long term projects - act like it’s due in four days -even when it’s not- until you’re done with it

  group projects - do not get angry

  presentations - pretend you’re obama

disclaimer - this works for me, it may not work for everybody, do not push yourself too hard!!

This is such a great way to treat college work!