Delirious: You’re so great. I love you.
Vanoss: What did you say?
Delirious: Nothing. I said ‘you’re so great,’ and then I just stopped talking.
Delirious: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Cartoonz: Vanoss said “I love you,” and you said “thanks,” didn’t you?
Delirious: The reasons are PERSONAL!
Vanoss: I know you’re going to take this the wrong way, but can I talk to you for a second?
Delirious: You can do anything to me for any number of seconds.
Delirious: Are you flirting with me?
Vanoss: What? [scuffs] No.
Delirious:
Vanoss: But would you be interested if I was?
Terroriser: What are you grateful for?
Delirious: Vanoss’ di-
Terroriser: [glares]
Delirious: -eeeeelightful personality!
Delirious: Tell me a secret.
Vanoss [thinking]: I’ve been in love with you for what seems like forever and I really wish you’d realize that…
Vanoss [out loud]: I’m afraid of spiders.
Terroriser: Uh oh.
Vanoss: What?
Terroriser: Somebody’s in love.
Vanoss: Yeah, right. I just think Delirious is cool, okay? It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking about him.
[later that night, lying wide awake]
Vanoss: Uh oh.
Vanoss: I love having thick thighs. They make good hand warmers.
Delirious: Could I use them as ear warmers?
Vanoss: What do you mean?
Delirious: …Nevermind.
Delirious: I’m here if you need oral support. Uh, I mean moral support.
Vanoss: …
Delirious: No, I didn’t.
Delirious: All I want is a hug, just a hug from anyone.
Nogla: [opens arms]
Delirious: Not from you.
Terroriser: [opens arms]
Delirious: Maybe later.
Cartoonz: [opens arms]
Delirious: I’ll take a rain check.
Vanoss: [opens arms]
Delirious: FINALLY.
Delirious, passing a cup of water: Here you go, Vanoss.
Vanoss, drinking it: Oh thanks, what’s this for?
Delirious: Terroriser says you get thirsty around me.
Vanoss: [chokes on water]
Delirious, drunk, to Vanoss: Evan has no idea I’m in love with him.
Vanoss: You’re in love with me?
Delirious: Oh, sorry.
Delirious, to Cartoonz: Evan has no idea I’m in love with him.
Delirious: You love me, right, Vanoss?
Vanoss: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
Terroriser, narrating: This is Delirious. Delirious loves his personal space.
Terroriser: This is Vanoss. Vanoss also loves Delirious’ personal space.
Nogla: I heard Delirious cries during sex.
Vanoss: Sorry. Delirious cries before sex. He cries after sex, but never during. During he has a fucking job to do.
Terroriser: We just have to guess Delirious’ password. I bet it’s something corny like “VanossDelirious”.
Nogla: Or “DeliriousVanoss”?
Delirious: Actually it’s “VanossDelirious123”. I had to add numbers.
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How neat is that! Welcome back to the party, friend!