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Beep Beep Losers - We're Going Clown Hunting

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Richie's my inner voice, Stan's my life, Ben's my son | A03 @inawaragainstreality | feel free to message me, I love messages | Over 18
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scrunchi

So annoyed at people who are new to the fandom and think they can tell me I'm wrong drawing Richies eyes blue....

DUDE, I WAS THERE WHEN THE WHOLE ASS FANDOM DECIDED TO DRAW THEM HETEROCHROMIA, I WAS THERE WHEN WE FOUND THE SMALL SMALL TINY PART IN THE BOOK SAYING THEY ARE BLUE, I WAS THERE MAKING UP MY OWN MIND DECIDING I LIKED THEM BETTER BLUE,

DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DRAW THAT BOY THAT I HAVE BEEN DRAWING SINCE FUCKING 2018

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I rarely hope that you have more to the song lyrics for Shark Puppy because they are great

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I'm sorry this took so long to respond to! I always forget to check my inbox and haven't been very active on this account. I had a few drafts, but never got around to them again since I lost the hyper fixation 🙃 Hoping inspiration comes back because I really do enjoy writing them.

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i love workplace (romance) aus so so much and so i’m imagining an au where richie and eddie are coworkers in the same office, and eddie happens to be richie’s work crush but richie never actually makes a move bc he knows that it’s against company policy for coworkers to date, plus he doesn’t even know if eddie’s into guys, and he wouldn’t want to make things awkward. so he just admires from afar, and tries to keep his flirting to a minimum. 

except one night richie and a few other of his coworkers go out for dinner, and richie maybe has a few too many drinks. he doesn’t remember much after his sixth beer, except for one of his coworkers hauling his ass into a taxi and somehow getting richie to his apartment safe and sound. he gets not nearly enough sleep that night, and is rudely woken up only a few hours later by his alarm, and richie wakes up with the dreaded reminder that he has to go to work. he considers calling in sick, but then he remembers the important meeting that his boss scheduled for today, the meeting he knows he’ll get in major trouble for if he doesn’t attend, so he pulls himself out of bed and gets ready for work. 

he manages his way to the office, and figures that showing up ten minutes late is better than not showing up at all, and makes a beeline straight to the break room for some coffee. he’s so tired and he can barely keep his eyes open, so he doesn’t see the other person in the break room and accidentally bumps into them while trying to find the coffee machine, and as richie starts to apologize he finally opens his eyes wide enough to see the person… and is suddenly woken right up when he finds that it’s eddie. 

richie’s mumbled “sorry”s turn into a real apology as he starts to help eddie clean up the coffee that he made eddie spill, but eddie doesn’t seem to be upset. richie starts to explain his hangover, and that he may not may not still be slightly drunk, and eddie just laughs softly and replies like, “yeah, i figured as much.” 

richie looks at him, confused, and with the realization that richie doesn’t know what he’s talking about, eddie just takes a sip of the new cup of coffee richie poured for him, tells richie to check his phone, and walks out of the break room.

after hearing what may be the worst thing to hear after a drunken night out, richie immediately whips out his phone. he checks his all his social media, but there was nothing posted from the night before. he checks his camera roll, and again, nothing out of the ordinary there. richie’s starting to think that maybe eddie was just messing with him… until he opens up his texts, and sees at the very top, a conversation he drunkenly had the night before with eddie. 

1:07am

Richie: heyy edsei

Richie: eddie*

Richie: r u siingle 

Richie: do u likke men

Richie: you knoew you;re like the secondd cutest in the office… after me of coursse ;)

Richie: we should go out s ometime

Eddie: Are you drunk? 

Richie: nooooiioooo

Richie: may be

Eddie: You know you have work in the morning, right?

Richie: yessss

Richie: will u be rhere?

Eddie: Yes, I will be at work.

Richie: yaaaaaaaaaayy

Richie: see u tomorrow edsie

Eddie: See you tomorrow, Richie.

Eddie: Get home safe.

richie stares down at his phone in shock, completely, absolutely, 100% mortified that he actually said all that to eddie. he refuses to believe that he had a drunken conversation where, over fucking text, he confessed that he’s into eddie. to eddie himself, no less!!!! he prays that eddie only thinks it was a joke, that since he knows that richie was drunk that he will think it doesn’t mean anything at all, that they can both just forget that this happened and move on…

except, he’s not the only one panicking. while he’s worrying about the drunken conversation, richie doesn’t realize that he happens to also be eddie’s office crush, and now eddie is sitting at his desk, unable to concentrate all day long, because he can’t stop thinking about the texts that richie had sent him the night before. obviously richie was drunk, but did that make his words more truthful, or less? what was that saying, drunk words are sober thoughts? did that apply here? eddie didn’t really want to ask richie about it in case it was all just a drunken misunderstanding and richie really doesn’t feel that way, but…

a part of eddie can’t help but hope that it is true as he rereads the conversation, and hope that maybe richie will actually ask him out now… when he’s not drunk, of course.

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liv45no

The Losers’ strongest abilities

Bill

Leadership

Stanley

Patience

Beverly

Determination

Ben

Hope

Mike

Justice

Richie

Heart

Eddie

Courage

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scrunchi

"WHAT?!!"

I thought it was really rude for you people to think I killed Stan, but I guess it's an inside joke now so that turned out fine u^u

LIKE STAN, HE'S FINE! NOT EVERY TIME HE USES THE BATHROOM MEANS HE IS IN DANGER (I hope)

As always: thanks for reading, love you leave a comment if you got time💕💜

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