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ASSASSIN’S CREED: MIRAGE

It's an honor to be commissioned by the one game Assassin's Creed I love till eternity, and I'm thrilled to show my art to celebrate the launch of AC Mirage. Thank you so much!

We now follow in the eagle's path.

the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window

i highly reccomend replacing "im going to kill myself" with the phrase "fuck my stupid baka life." infinitely more dramatic and way funnier. fuck my stupid baka life bro

Sorry for not talking to anyone over the last couple of years, I turned into a “haunted house” style recluse for fun. You’re all still my friends.

Thank you for your patience.

there’s no shame in admitting that none of us have any concept of how big a whale is

about as big as the car i’m drivin’ on down to the loveshack, baby

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well

enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.

It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar

this post came back to me like a dear son from war, hello ol boy

imagine you make microwave popcorn and by wild chance every single kernel has the same exact popping point and after like a minute in the microwave the bag instantly fills up with a single earsplitting gunshot noise would that be fucked up or what

guys i get eaten by the worms and weird fishes 🤣🤣🤣

Miles Morales: Spider-Man #19 - "Retribution III" (2024)

being a little kid was so funny bc you could literally just say somethint like “I think everybody should get along and share :-)” and all the adults in your life would go oh GODDDD STUUUPIIIIDD!!!!!!!! STUPID FUCKING KID ALERT!! Don’t uou know when you grow up you have to face the Government Mandated 100000 Wild boar Attack

the people who get to hang out irl with my mutuals are sooo lucky they don't even know. they don't know how lucky they are.

Arachno-Humanoid Poly-Multiverse Earth | @monthly-challenge

2009 deviantArt artists telling you to fill an entire layer with neon green and place it behind your lineart to check if there's any unwanted stray lines or unfilled pixels were the elderly sages at the end of the spirit path atop a secluded mountaintop you reached just as the sun was setting

Last week of school, I can share some spider crumbs now