The sad part is a lot of people don’t even understand what the hanger represents. Awful.

abortions will always occur, let’s make them as safe as possible.

hundreds of thousands of women died and continue to die due to no access to safe and legal abortion care.  abortion access is a life or death issue.

Pete

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

The Princess Diaries is Pretty Woman for little girls

Girl is swept into higher society

Girl gets makeover from Larry Miller

Girl has Hector Elizondo as a bff

Girl also learns new manners (also Hector Elizondo)

And has awkward dinner

Quirky best friend

Mean Girls

Douche bag guy

Love

Also, Garry Marshall directed both films

WHAT

u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach

those of us who’ve been on tumblr 5+ years: 

You kiddos have no idea how groundbreaking this was. Like there’s a reason THE lesbian website for a billion years was called After Ellen. She changed everything.

oh man you know that feeling that’s like kind of an ache right between your heart and your stomach? like nostalgic knowing of pain? that’s how the scared look in Ellen’s eyes makes me feel.  

Look at her hand too and how nervous she is. Every gay and lesbian person knows this feeling, because we know there are assumptions and consequences and there’s no telling how someone will react.

And let no one forget that she suffered consequences for this. It wasn’t just a moment of cathartic unburdening and then business as usual.

Right, she lost her first TV show. She worked hard to get up to where she is today.

Ellen lost her TV show and didn’t get offered another job for the next 3 years. All while facing harsh critic from most of the world. Not to mention that Oprah, who immediately said yes to playing her therapist in this episode, got her own fair share of disrespectful and mostly racist comments. All over this one episode on a sitcom. Correct me if I’m wrong but I believe that over 40 million people watched this episode to see the first openly gay character on television.

This is history and it better fucking be in the history books for next generations.

I thought Ellen’s career was over; I remember watching this in real time. It’s amazing she’s not only where she is today but that she’s so widely liked and seen as nonthreatening.

it’s just one of those croissant days

we love a recovery

Venom, after watching Sailor Moon transform: Eddie Eddie: Don’t

Venom, watching Bayonetta’s hair kick a dude then eat him: Eddie Eddie, dressed as Sailor Venom: Don’t

thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing

This is my favorite fcuking video on the internet they tell her what a furry is and she just legs it out of the studio

im she

I’m Mika.

SHE RAN AWAY IM DEAD

BITCH LMFAOOOOOO

flirting in the 21st century

here have some more nonsense.

this is after she gets back from the underworld. ;P

keith is gay and has always been written that way.

I have one (1) fear

ONE FEAR

goodnight kiss

We millennials have a pretty fucking low bar.

Literally how I defined “wealthy” to someone last week.  This is my rich.

hypothesis: the salt & pepper diner experiment can no longer be conducted as it stands, because everyone is now fully attuned to the opening bars of tom jones’ “what’s new pussycat?”, classically conditioned into a fight-or-flight response. however, this experience can be replicated using 21 back-to-back plays of lou bega’s 1999 hit song “mambo no. 5″, as the general response to “mambo no. 5″ being played twice in a row is not, “hey someone’s playing “mambo no. 5″ again,” but rather, “hey, lou bega’s 1999 hit song “mambo no. 5″ is a lot longer than i first thought.”

So what’s the “It’s Not Unusual” in this situation

Livin’ la Vida Loca