Unfortunately, Murph will never live this down

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feat ozzy being a mood for any social situation

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

hopefully they never take away the way you can drag the little post icons around the screen on the android app

iPhone user WISH they had this

everyone on android mobile stopped to do this after seeing the gif

posts that remind you to play with your balls(Android users only)

Sorry if you're already over 50, I ran out of room (you're welcome to leave your thoughts in the tags or replies!)

If you're younger than 10, get the fuck off Tumblr. People are saying swears on here!

TRUE SIGHT

wenis comp

how does one even go about explaining this to anyone??!?

happy playoffs to all who celebrate

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

TFW exists to make Blanks look tall

god is a twitch streamer