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Mama Goose

@how-am-i-serpose-to-know

the door is armed
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wariocompany

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

"my hungry ass could never be a brain surgeon" awful. 10/10

"my hungry ass could never be a truck driver" ????? 10/10

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yanoharuhito

EATYIGNIN TIJOK;L'HE????

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STAR WARS WEEK 2024 DAY 2: TRILOGY WARS - FAVOURITE TRILOGY ▸ THE PREQUEL TRILOGY (1999-2005)

What if I told you that the Republic was now under the control of the dark lord of the Sith?
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khytal

I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

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Remember this: the Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear.

Remember that. [x]

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thekenobee

Quotes from "ANDOR" which keep haunting me:

  • "Gets to you, doesn't it? That's what a reckoning sounds like."
  • "That's just love. Nothing you can do about that."
  • "But this time... You can't stay and I can't go."
  • "Power doesn't panic."
  • "I burn my life to make a sunrise that I know I’ll never see. And the ego that started this fight will never have a mirror or an audience or the light of gratitude."
  • "Never more than twelve."
  • "ONE WAY OUT!"
  • "I've made my mind a sunless place. I share my dreams with ghosts."
  • "I can't swim."
  • "Let's call it war."
  • "Tyranny requires constant effort. Authority is brittle. It breaks, it leaks. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."
  • "Freedom is a pure idea."
  • "I show you the stone in my hand, you miss the knife at your throat."
  • "Tell him I love him more than anything he could ever do wrong."
  • "The Empire is a disease that thrives in darkness, it is never more alive than when we sleep."
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beetlecrest

A scenario we all hope will not happen, but a sad one, nevertheless. Hunter and Omega's bond will always persevere. Based off of Boba and Jango Fett

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