Doyle Canon: This is Dr. John Watson. He has managed to have multiple love affairs on three different continents. He is a love machine. A sex god, if you will. Able to woo multiple Victorian ladies.
80% of Sherlock Holmes Adaptations: This is Dr. John Watson. He looks like a hamster.
Iβm crying laughing over this I had to share
Some adaptations take it further than others.
No notes.
Have any of your friendships ever ended because you were always the first one to talk to someone and one day you stopped to see if they would talk to you first and they never did so you just stopped talking to each other?
Hey so I see this post a lot on my dash, and so Iβm gonna take this moment to say something about it. When you are always the one initiating contact or hangouts with your friends, then it sets up a certain expected dynamic between the two of you. And so when you stop contacting them, they may be so used to you being the one who reaches out that when you donβt, theyβll assume itβs just because youβre busy. Or because you no longer want to hang out with /them/. So instead of just cutting off contact, talk to your friends. Let them know that you feel like youβre the one always making plans. Youβll be surprised at the number of them willing to make a change to help you feel more appreciated and loved. People canβt read minds. If you donβt tell them what you need or how you feel, then theyβll never know.
Ok idk who came up with making a "cleaningsona" but that hack works so damn well?? I absolutely cannot clean my room until I put on my most Victorian blouse, my fangs, start playing my funky little vampire playlist, and pretend I'm an 800 year old immortal who's bittersweet about packing up and moving to a new town with a new identity because locals are starting to catch on that I'm a vampire
Or perhaps, if you need a sense of urgency, you may also be an age old vampre currently imprisoning hosting a young englsh solicitor in your home and you must clear up quickly so that your new good friend doesnt notice you have no staff and that the two of you are in fact alone, in this castle, in the middle of no where? Maybe? Idk
squinting at the 'fix it fic' tag on any given story on Ao3, trying to discern if it's intended in the sense of:
(because these are all extremely different vibes)
what a beautiful day to not be in high school
This is the like those βremember to be grateful you donβt have a sore throat right nowβ posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!
something my mum always taught us was to look for the resources we're entitled to, and use them. public land? know your access rights and responsibilities, go there and exercise them. libraries? go there and talk to librarians and read community notice boards, find out what other people are doing around you, ask questions, use the printers. public records offices? go in there, learn what they hold and what you can access, look at old maps, get your full birth certificate copied, check out the census from your neighbourhood a hundred years ago. are you entitled to social support? find out, take it, use it. does the local art college have facilities open to the public? go in, look around, check out their exhibit on ancient looms or whatever, shop in their campus art supply store. it applies online too, there is so much shit in the world that belongs to the public commons that you can access and use if you just take a minute to wonder what might exist!!!
hey if you live in the usa i am on my knees begging you to go to benefits.gov and take their quiz to see if you qualify for literally any government benefits at all. the income requirements for some stuff (i.e. SNAP) are actually not quite as low as one might think! the quiz is really straightforward and only took me around 5 minutes to complete. i do recommend a computer over a phone but it works ok on mobile too. it will share so many great resources for you and will show you things even if you only technically meet one eligibility requirement.
GUISE
GUISE
IF YOU HIT βX+Cβ IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH
EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK
GUISE
TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS
PASS IT ON
I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE TO ANY FELLOW TUMBLRITES/SEIZURE-PRONE PEOPLE THAT MAY FOLLOW ME
KINDLY THANK THE OP FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE
I AM A HUMBLE MESSENGER
For any of my epileptic/seizure-prone followers!
Plus ASD/SPD people who canβt do flashy stuff!
Motion sensitive migraineurs!
yeah okay ill reblog that!
Do you know anything i can donate to for palestine that's not the gofundmes because the idea of having to choose who needs my money more is just. scary to me they all need it 3: maybe there's a thing that splits/distributes money evenly???? idk but help would be appreciated
Gazafunds actually deals with this anxiety and makes a decision for you if you want. Their home page has a spotlighted fundraiser and the code consider things like how close the gfm is to finishing, when the most recent donation is, etc. So it's randomized to help as many people as possible.
There's also @helpgazachildren which if you donate, you can help multiple people at once since it's a whole mutual aid fund, or at least close to it. Hussam distributes money to people who need it when he's asked.
Easy to use and simple. Just share the site whenever someone asks for GFMs for Palestine.
sometimes you find a reusable tupperwear in the back of your fridge that. well. you could wash but. goodbye. Remember the real problem is Taylor swift .
A thought about Gwen: She was so fucking horrified at Mister Bonzo and obviously shaken to her core at having aided in his murderous rampage just a few episodes ago, but this week? Lady Mowbray forces people to hunt each other for sport and then eats them and Gwen? All polite conversation and chatting about family connections. Why? Bc that bitch is a Bouchard and this is whom she grew up around. Yeah Lady Mowbray murders people but she's classy about it.
My point? Mister Bonzo is a working class horrible monstrosity hero
*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia itβs okay Iβm holding your hand. Let me show you the way
I scream this into the heavens
hawkins' description of jonathan reads like a pet bio on a shelter website
ππ not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u
noooo my podcast!
*dunks u*
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