And My Axe!

the White Tree of Gondor

bitch that’s cabbage

no it’s the White Tree of Gondor

Both of you are wrong that is an unripe broccoli

no it’s the White Tree of Gondor

Good lord that’s a head of lettuce

IT’S THE WHITE TREE OF GONDOR

It’s the White Tree of Gondor.

the white tree of Gondor is tastiest when baked for 15 minutes at 400 degrees Celsius, then drizzled with melted butter mixed with lemon juice and Dijon mustard, and back into the oven for an additional ten minutes

I can confirm, that is the White Tree of Gondor.

That, my good friend, is a fucking cauliflower (also known as the White Tree of Gondor).

"Cauliflower"? That does not sound like an Elvish word. Is it derived from the Entish?

Perhaps it is a Dwarven word, brother.

It seems possible, and yet the Dwarven language is one they rarely share.

I can tell you right now we do not have any word involving "flower" nor do we have any word for...whatever that is.

Ask the elves, they like "flowers."

LEGOLAS AND GIMLI The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers (2002) Dir. Peter Jackson

There’s something about Legolas and Gimli considering themselves a seperate entity inside of The Fellowship that makes my brain go a little insane. It’s the way Gimli says “And what about your companions?” to Merry but then follows that with “What about Legolas and me?” right after. They are seperate from this group they are in. They are of The Fellowship but are almost Outliers in it. They have a relationship that has become so different from the camaraderie the others share that they have begun to refer to themselves as a unit separate from everyone. They go off and disappear together. They whisper and chat in the background. Legolas bears arms with Aragorn and has ran miles to save Merry and Pippin but it is Gimli he confides in, it is to Gimli he says he finds comfort in his presence. And it is to Legolas Gimli expresses his desire to show the most one of the most beautiful sights he’s seen, the glittering caves, the trust he has to show this elf a place of beauty, and to be fully convinced that he will see the beauty in it too. Two creatures so different yet so alike drawn together by fate and war and oh how they toe the line between tradegy and history and the heavy burden of their familial animosities and love and happiness and joy like figure skaters toeing the line between ice and cold dark water. Their dance is beautiful and poetic and private and separate. Separate from the plot and from The Fellowship and from even our eyes but constantly referred to in little moments like these… “What about Legolas and me?”. “What about Legolas and me?”. “What about Legolas and me?”. Yes Gimli. What about Legolas and you?

“Promises Kept”

This was meant to be them walking into the Glittering caves but they stopped at the entrance and and shared a moment. I love these two so much :‘V

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“I had never before seen such great display of skill in battle from an elf. A true Master of the bow! And just as much with knives. Truly, you’d be proud to call him friend. There’s few others I’d trust to watch my back on a battlefield!”

This year’s birthday gift to my lovely @loveinthemindpalace 💜

Gimli, quit embarrassing your husband 🙌🏼

and they were friends

legolas’ only job is to be hot and say mysterious things and honestly i respect that

Gimli after Legolas said they could take off Arod’s saddle cause he didn’t need it

Alternate scene: Distracting Sauron at the Black Gates

Gimli, very drunk: Fight me you nerd ass punk.

Legolas, also very drunk: At least try to sound sophisticated when you threaten someone.

Gimli: Does thou wish to engage in a duel my good ….bitch.

Legolas: Somehow that was worse.

Incorrect Lord of the Rings Quotes

*at the start of the journey*

Legolas: Aragorn, your dog isn't looking well, have you thought about getting him put down?

Aragorn: Legolas, that's not my dog, that's a dwarf.

Legolas:.....

Aragorn: His name is Gimli?

Legolas:......

Aragorn: He pledged his axe to help-

Legolas: I know what I said.

every single elf who sees Gimli and Legolas thinks of them as "the weird elf prince and his dwarf boyfriend" but to the dwarves they are "Gimli The Sex Symbol and his cringefail elf boyfriend"

POV: you’ve just been kidnapped but your friends are busy throwing down a fire track.

Happy anniversary to this legendary meme 🔥🔥🔥🔥

“Farewell!” he said to Gandalf. “I go to find the Sun.” Then swift as a runner over firm sand he shot away, and quickly overtaking the toiling men, with a wave of his hand he passed them, and sped into the distance, and vanished round the rocky turn. 

in other news, i’ve started reading the lord of the rings 

its my headcanon that Legolas and Gimli call out their kill-count during battles to make sure one another is okay and alive (and make sure Aragorn’s okay by the sound of distance sighing) in addition to boasting

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

sheds a single tear

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

Gimli intensifies