That's great. See ya.

obituaries in the south are so funny, they’ll be talking about a man who spent his 72 years on this earth torturing his family and terrorizing the small town he was born into and saying shit like “he ascended to his eternal reward” “he rose to glory” like no baby he did not. “was called home” is my favorite euphemism because it fails to mention if it was God or Satan who wanted him back

“was called home” he wasn’t listening. motherfucker ignored curfew for 45 years. should have died when he crashed into that tree while drunk driving in 1978. but alas. he lived to be divorced twice more.

the 'donation page' is actually funny

someone has probably added this already but just so you know the site can also give you a virus so please don't visit it if you haven't yet

as an aroace person when i compliment somebody saying they look sexy i don't mean that i'd date or fuck them. when i tell somebody that they look sexy as hell today what i actually mean is "you look fucking stunning and although i myself am not attracted to you i know that a lot of allos would be and that is a compliment". does this make ANY sense.

happy pride to canonically bisexual bob belcher

i’ve literally been here the whole time

When you're driving home at night and you meet a Ford F-150 on the road

The only acceptable ads should be shit like "groceries on sale" and "free event at the local library"

I hate when akinator asks that one really specific question and you know he’s fucking got you

2013 2023

i'm cRYING DONT TOUCH ME

Levi fulfilled his promise...

The way he looks at all the friends he's lost

Levi and Hange looking at each other in the forest when they talked about the possibility of running away and living together VS Levi and Hange looking at each other from a distance without any possibility of being together, until the day they can meet again...And don't come to tell me that these looks are random because it's not like that... this is the look of someone who regrets what fate has torn away from him.