Laughs in Spanish

“Die Schlange” (5/8) 🐍

Just a timelapse.

Blood, necromancy, women, dragons, and eye strain 🌞

(i promise to take a break from red after this lol)

"boone is 26 he should be at the club" the only thing craigory boonejamin is bringing to the club is an unsettling aura and noise cancelling headphones. he mimes reloading guns on the dancefloor and has a meltdown in the bathroom later. be so fr right now

i forgot to put this here

I know it's because of how Melinoë was raised but like the deference she shows to others is wild compared to Zagreus, who mentally categorizes everyone he meets into "homie" or "hater" and acts accordingly

after what he did in iraq?

they should add a fishing minigame to tumblr

2023 -> 2024

anger is such a funny emotion because ill be sitting down eating lunch and suddenly i understand why orcas kill for fun

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

thank you osmosis jones

My immune system tried to kill me though.

Jordan just remember you had twenty five billion enemies trying to kill you and you’ve survived them all

Take THAT you tiny goddamn sons of bitches. 

gouache falin

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

the yuri of all time

i've contacted everyone on my current waitlist, which means:

zmeess' brand new and minty fresh waitlist is open!

please fill out this google form if you'd like to be put on it! make sure you've read my commission info and ToS first (which have been updated, so please check them out again even if you've commissioned me before). i will close the form once i've received a certain number of requests 💜

top middle, bottom left and bottom middle pictures were commissioned by @lirille, @wintert-ide and @araviir respectively!

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