is this a real blog? hard to tell

artistic rendition of .Jpeg sitting like a freak

Couldn't stop thinking about that tweet, I love the idea of a god promoting his faith.

I'm doing an experiment

Edit: Should've added smut. If smut is your top struggle and you want to or do write it, reblog and say so <3

¿Pero que lleva en esa maleta?

Look, actual mimes are the fucking coolest.

Not only the skill at motion, but the comedy sensibility-when the suitcase starts *floating* uncontrollably instead of just being stuck-is fuckin’ great:)

Iron Kitty ! This Pokémon resembles a popular toy from the future, it’s able to make various expressions and seems to be loved among children

yes yes characters doomed by the narrative always slap BUT what about characters saved by the narrative? characters who have already given up hope and don't know they have a happy ending? characters who believe they are a lost cause, characters who feel irredeemable, characters who think there's nothing left for them, but the narrative does provide a way out? what about the characters who don't expect anything good, who don't even remember how to wish for it anymore, who get the things they need anyway? what about the characters who actively run from being saved getting saved in a way they can't stop or control. what about being saved by the narrative!!!

this is the backbone of every good fanfiction

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

"quota"

am i in the fucking sales department

im deity of accessible

FORK

I did it again I’m the deity of pedestrian

Me too i'm the deity of fat and that checks tbh.

I got to be the deity of affect….? that’s not even a noun but I guess it’s all about consequences for me babey

went again for funsies and now I’m the deity of opinion which is super neat (only in my opinion)

mutuals get in here let’s make a pantheon (actually no pressure though)

@inhayara @andiv3r @lemoncholy-stars @black-cat-littleangel @nyxisonfire @fumblebee @bagelofchaos @medidoctorate

also anyone else who wants to can go wild

HHHHK EXCUSE ME ????

I MEAN OKAY BUT WHY??? What does that make me, exactly? Satan? Hades? Idfk.

@bi-squirrel @leon-swedfinqs @ineffablake @ltlemon @demitheshine @a-chaotic-business @xxc00l-k1dzxx @violet-prism-creatively @morelikesignificantannoyance @sort-of-dying your turn

(Once again, i'm tagging people using my ping list, so if you wanna be a part of it, feel free to leave a comment :D)

im the deity of disturbance

hehhehehehe my domain is annoying ppl this is perfect

@cloudxxiii @worm-brainzz @l1minality @bagelofchaos @sort-of-dying @singular-ghost-sound @ender-boi72

ya know what. mine tracks. im the deity of mother fuCKING WORRY

@mothman-the-mothman87 @chocolattenotclickbait @fox-bright @k1ng-0f-bugzzz @3sbeee @alarastirling

Worth, whatever that means

@violetryst @insect0idfreakaz0id @mrsleepband

Strength :)

@cotton-candy-918 @raphieartz @aquabian

Deity of budget, I’m on a budget of 0 dollars

@maxmerized @purpleleafsyt @dropkicks-self-off-cliff @pinkatint @auggie-arts @itz-rona220

President?

Help?

@imaginebeingnormal @ilikestarfoxturtles @buny1 @mikebeanz @kredena-dark @disastertwins9000

Kitchen!

@kittykittyanon @p-3-t-r-1-ch-0-r @https-envy @https-envy @nats-comet @that-f-cked-up-bitch @invisible-hidden

Nightmare! Oooh! Fun!

@siren-serotonin @the-squishy-scrimblo @essentially-a-worm-on-a-string @sweetgoateelight

I’m the goddess of depressed/depression. Checks out.

@wheredidmybooksgo @theindescribable1 @fatherrussia-69 @facks-stories

atmosphere.

NO AIR FOR U BITCHES SHHSHABSAHAHABHAHAH

I'm not certain about being a deity...

current

WATERRRRR

im a deity of aunts... im not sure anymore

@attention-k-mart-shoppers @luckystarlesbians @mizukindazainui @bcyesandisaidso @alex-just-vibing @starry-sky-orchestra @synthesii @effervescentleo @emaya-chan-the-potato-headed

Deity of self....I am the deity....of me....?

deity of salt

mm yummy

@thatoneangrytuga @abcwordsurge @ztarburztsystem @floridagirlboy @northstarstate-loverboy @labaguetteisdabest

deity of advice

i mean sure why not. even though i'm not very good at giving advice.

@swans-chirping-in-the-distance @that-multi-fandom-hijabi @queenpiranhadon @cinematics06

Goddess of ✨reliance ✨

YOU GOT A FRIE-

Anyways tags uh

@fuzzysoulyt, @aylin-hijabi, @loife1m, @mxnkeydo, @fish-ofishial123, @hijabi-desi-bookworm, @certainchopshopcheesecake, and @n0t-an-en3my

Deity of disappointment..

Oh well...

Taggin; @smallsinger5901 @shadowace-rui @mqstermindswift @cielrants @lukascastelan

i’m the deity of SOUL

that must be a mistake since that would be patrick stump but ok

@princessg3rard @gay4way

deity of aid omg <3

that’s actually so wholesome dude

@fruityfroggyfelon @buffporcupine

goddess of use. wonder what lore i have /sar /silly

erm erm erm erm uhm uh @mapsareforbraindeads @the-newjack @reigenpostayng

im the deity of stripping. i wish i was kidding.

@crackheadgremlin @yourlocalcorvidcryptid @astronomical-bagel

Deity of reality

Nice

@lolliepop-central-station @plural-void @salemsmushroom @solarfawnn @agentldiddy @dudawhenmaybeart @jthehumanbeing @keruukat @moontoastt @mossycryptid212 @ohnoitsinsomnia @tomboy014

I am the diety of housing, y’all get homes

@terrencetheshark14 @ferno-does-random-shit @mayhem-moth @the-thing-of-worms @durgalmaple

FITNESS!! PFFFTTT I AM THE LEAST ATHLETIC PERSON YOU ARE EVER GONNA MEET

@the-thing-of-worms @be-gentle-with-littluns @goblinofthelaboratory @system-reset @mothman-minus-the-man @skyethebisexualwolfwizard

i am the deity of snail. weird but i like it.

@localcanadiancryptid22 @sanguine-raven @dandelions-arent-weeds @mushboishroom

@snailcheeserulz you won't believe this

Great i'm fucking dionysus. Deity of alcohol. Ty @goblinofthelaboratory.

Tags: @mustard-ketchh-tomatosauce @i-eat-grease @angst-is-love-angst-is-life etc

💥💥💥THAT IS PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE 💥💥💥

THANK YOU VERY MUCH @localcanadiancryptid22 FOR ALLOWING ME TO EXPLODE THINGS WITH A THOUGHT

Tagging: @negative-speedforce @vexic929 @kindestwalkingmentalbreakdown @alittleflashvibe @incorrectcoldflashblog @the-feral-gremlin

I am the deity of identity. Well, okay, I might need to figure out my own first XD

Thank you @angst-is-love-angst-is-life for tagging me <3

Tagging @crestfallercanyon @leatafandom @thefastestqueeralive @aqua-fail @theflyingrhubarb @knightofthieves

I am the deity of drawer. Not even multiple drawers just. One drawer.

ty for the tag lol

@thebackestofburners @angrydonutdestiny @chitaqua-toast @carbonorchestrations @lebutterbean

Huh.. I'm the deity of monopoly

@dellafloosh @trashyandtiredsol @anyavaramyr @graceandtheidiotsquad @mikey-rottmnt @thatsnotmygunflash

The board game or the market concept?

Anyways I'm the deity of tin

I can make ya some rad… chains? Chandeliers? I have no idea what you do with tin

@sparrows-my-abhorred @cecebeanie

Damn and here I thought I'm a diety of stupid

Or maybe I was over-thinking

.

Uh

Tags: @shewhoeatssand @lieximhuman @yael-things @eltheabberation

[ID: A photo of a hedgehog in fall leaves by a tiny sapling. The hedgehog is emerging from a wooden bucket sat on its side. The image is captioned in impact font, the top text reads: “you do not suck at life.” Then the bottom text reads, “it is genuinely difficult.” / End ID.]

Lati picnic! For the @hoennzine latios/latias mini zine ^_^

Seras vicroria,,, my beloved

im going to kill mys*remembers that suicide jokes are bad for my mental health and make people uncomfortable* You should kill yourself

As requested, I have examined my fondness for terrible characters, and I have concluded that I like them because they're terrible and I'm not sorry.

riamond ris runreakable

this is so fucking funny