"I want to get to know you!" No tf you don't you just wanna see my tiddies. Which tbf are amazing but at least be fucking honest about wanting to see them and pay me:
If you're messaging me just to hit on me the fucking LEAST you could do is try to sell yourself and actually fucking connect with me as an entire human being a little bc at any point in time I have like 10 messages sitting in my inbox of lazy men with negative rizz just going "hey" and telling me I'm attractive. I fucking know, I see myself every goddamn day. Would it fucking kill you to try to be interesting?