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SDCC BioGIFs: Dirk Blocker & Joel McKinnon Miller, Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Tumblr stopped by the Brooklyn Nine-Nine activation at San Diego Comic-Con to ask Dirk Blocker and Joel McKinnon Miller about their inevitable Hitchcock and Scully buddy-cop film, which is shaping up to be a serious drama / love story that takes place on a sunken casino boat. 

If there was a biopic made about Hitchcock and Scully, what would it be called?

Die Lard.

What would be the tagline?

A love story swimming in cholesterol.

What genre would the film be?

Joel McKinnon Miller: It would be a drama. It would be about four hours long, so you’d have to watch it over two nights. 

Dirk Blocker: Or you could watch it in ten minute segments but still watch it in two nights. 

If roles were switched for an episode, who would you want to play?

Dirk Blocker: Scully, of course

If you could create your own Con, what would it be?

Joel McKinnon Miller: Well we once tried to con Captain Holt into buying a floating casino. 

Dirk Blocker: Floating Casino Con. 

Joel McKinnon Miller: Or a Wingsluts franchise. We could have Wingsluts on the boat. 

Who would you like to guest star on the show next?

Joel McKinnon Miller: Sting. My wife says I remind her of Sting. 

Dirk Blocker: Well you look just like him.

Thanks Dirk and Joel!

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SDCC BioGIFs: Joe Lo Truglio, Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Joe Lo Truglio took a second out of his busy San Diego Comic-Con to Boyle down what a biopic about Detective Boyle would look like. This is SDCC BioGIFs.

If there was a biopic made about the life of the character you play, what would it be called?

Jake It to the Limit.

What would be the tagline?

This friendship has reached its Boyle-ing point.

Thanks, Joe!

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SDCC BioGIFs: Melissa Fumero, Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Brooklyn Nine-Nine’s Melissa Fumero chatted with Tumblr about what a biopic of Amy Santiago (produced, directed, written by, and starring Amy Santiago) would look like. This is SDCC BioGIFs.

If there was a biopic made about the life of the character you play, what would it be called?

Amy Santigo: The Binder Life.

What would be the tagline?

There’s a tab for everything.

Is there a person, place or thing that would have to be included in the poster?

Jake, her 2 badges, and a binder.

If you did your own Halloween Heist, what would the prize be?

It would be a full spa day.

Is there a subject you know way too much about?

What’s in food!

Thanks, Melissa!

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SDCC BioGIFs: Andy Samberg | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

We stopped by the Brooklyn Nine-Nine activation to have a pleasant lil conversation with one of the cool cool coolest people at SDCC, Andy Samberg aka Jake Peralta aka an amazing detective slash genius.

If there was a biopic made about the life of the character you play, what would it be called?

Cool, cool, cool: The Jake Peralta story.

What would be the tagline?

He likes to die hard.

What would the theme song be?

“Old Town Road” remix with Jake Peralta in it.

What’s your favorite running joke on the show?

Jake wanting Amy to be mean to him in a sexy way.

What do you geek out about?

That show Dark. I just binge-watched season two.

Thanks, Andy!

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SDCC BioGIFs: Terry Crews | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Terry Crews took a few minutes out of his busy schedule of Terrying it up at San Diego Comic-Con to chat with us about everyone’s favorite yogurt loving sergeant.

If there was a biopic made about the life of the character you play, what would it be called?

Kindergarten Cop 2: The Comeblack.

What would be the tagline?

Terry loves yogurt.

Do you have a nickname for fans of Brooklyn Nine-Nine?

99ers.

Do you have any headcanons for your character?

Terry loves yogurt. What can I say? It says everything about him. Because this is the thing, when you look at yogurt commercials they are typically female. They are very gentle and there’s very feminine energy to it and I think Sergeant Jeffords has a lot of that which I like.

How would you describe Brooklyn Nine-Nine to a 5 year old?

It’s a group of crazy guys all together who work very hard to fight crime.

Thanks, Terry!

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