dwayne “the dwayne” dwayne

i just. love the idea that the media takes notice of the similarities between All Might and Izuku’s quirks and they just… have to pretend to be biologically father and son b/c it’s the only explanation that makes sense and allows them to keep the secret of One for All hidden

like, the media is all "WOW, NO WONDER YOUR QUIRKS ARE SO SIMILAR!! And you must’ve hidden your son all this time to protect him until he was old enough to protect himself, right?!” 

and Toshi and Izuku are both like “….. ye……. y e ah…….. totally……” all flustered and embarrassed and awkward b/c this idea is so new to both of them, and while they do care about each other a lot, this is still new territory and they have to get used to the idea of everyone thinking of them as father and son (and eventually accepting the idea for themselves, as well, instead of just a cover up)

maybe they have Inko corroborate the story (this being long after she’s been told of OFA; and lemme tell ya, asking her to help them with this was a very awkward conversation) and whenever someone asks her, she has to be like “Y-YES, THAT’S RIGHT, UM, YEAH, IZUKU IS MINE AND……. AND… ALL MIGHT’S SON….. YES…. HAHAHA….” 

“SO ARE YOU SECRETLY ALL MIGHT’S WIFE?!” the media asks, b/c there’s no way they won’t

and Inko is internally screaming b/c HOW DOES SHE ANSWER THIS AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

so she answers, very panicked, that yes. she is All Might’s wife. absolutely. she’s in too much shock to really realize the enormity of what she’s saying, but it’s all over the news the next day and Inko is mortified and All Might is panicked and it is the start of a very awkward but loving relationship

Izuku is, of course, also mortified, and can barely look anyone in the eye for a week

(of course, Bakugou KNOWS something’s up, b/c he knew Izuku for a decade and knows this isn’t true, and Todoroki knows it’s all a farce, but out of respect for Izuku he doesn’t say anything)

deku: come over

all might: i cant im fighting crime

deku: my dads not home. actually hes never home and i don’t have a strong father figure in my life 

all might: 

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ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

Seriously thank you.

I will always reblog this.

🚨This is a Red Alert for net neutrality 🚨

Last December, the FCC voted to to kill net neutrality. If we do not take action, this will kill the free and open internet as we know it. The internet needs you—all of you—to make sure your voices are heard NOW.

We need all hands on deck for this one. It may be our last chance. If you’re feeling under-informed and overwhelmed about why net neutrality is so incredibly important, we have this handy guide just for you.

Here’s what you can do to save the internet:

This is important. This matters. It’s up to you to help. 

We NEED to get Net Neutrality trending again.

This is enough. Ajit Pai has already succeded MULTIPLE TIMES and you can expect the full removal of net neutrality on APRIL 23RD OF THIS YEAR. We can still contact our senators, we can still fight as hrd as we can, but even though 23 states are suposedly suing for the repeal of this, we need to help it along.

In case people forgot what Net Neutrality is: it is a series of laws that ensure everyone free and fair access to the internet. Without them, you will be charged for the sites you use on top of an already high internet bill. This means creators like us cannot post and be seen. Thia means that smaller schools will havebto switch to out of date text books. This means that starter IT projects that could make our lives better will die because noone can support an online presence that noone can afford to see.

And the list goes on and on and on. I have frienda who have to make their livings through commissions and working online because of multiple health issues. I have friends trying to publish books, post art, post voice acting snippets that will not be seen without these laws.

Luxury travelling

Rich people showers

reblogging for that gif

i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself 

Not gonna not reblog this….

The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)

*muffled screams*

I had to

[ YOU ARE A HERO ]

•Tony Stark would want you to become your own legacy.

•Peter Parker would want you to be better. There’s a hero in all of us that keeps us honest, gives us strength, and makes us noble.

•Steve Rogers would want you to stand up for what you believe in. Your opinions matter. Don’t let anyone tell you other wise. 

•Logan would want you to write your own story. You don’t have to be what they made you. You have the power to make your own choices.

•Wade Wilson would want you to be happy. It is okay to laugh. It is okay to smile. Don’t let the world take away your happiness. 

•Bucky Barnes would want you to move forward. Your past does not define you. Your decisions do not determine who you are; your actions do.

•Matt Murdock would want you to know that the important things in life cannot be seen. What is essential is invisible to the eye.

•Jessica Jones would want you to be strong. Never doubt your strength or power.

•Frank Castle would want you to seek out the truth. The truth cannot be long hidden; you must reach out for it.

•Clint Barton would want you to protect the ones you love. The people you care about make life worth living.

•Bruce Banner would want you to learn from your mistakes. It is our mistakes that shape who we are.

•Bruce Wayne would want you to fight for justice. You have the power to make an impact.

•Barry Allen would want you to face your problems; not run away from them.

•Diana Prince would want you to be resilient and empowering. You are the love that will change the world.

There are just two kinds of Bucky in every Fanfiction. 1. The shy, traumatized Bucky with many nightmares who just wants to see the Reader happy

or

2. The “Tony, your daughter Y/N calls me daddy, too.” Bucky

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

mother fuckin macys sale

Her name is Doris. Here’s the artist. And here’s more Doris:

I have a physical need to reblog this every time.

I need more! This is THE BEST post thread on Tumblr yet!

She’s back.

Self Care Tips: How to Have A Good Morning

I really needed this

“tom holland can’t keep his fuckin mouth shut to save his life,“ I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 4th row stands: Sebastian and Anthony themselves.

Why can’t I stop watching this

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

He l p m e

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

dealing with the worst case scenario

I feel like this could be useful in my future

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT