The capture of erza
LADY IRENE LADY IRENE! I HAVE FULFILLED MY MISSION
~Neinhart
Are you sure? Cause last time you brought back that stupid red talking cat.. -_-
~Irene
It’s name was lector! And you said they she was firey! But this time I found her, tall, early twenties, firey, nice clothes. This time I have her!
~Neinhart
Well… Where is she?
~Irene
In the next room. *yelling* JULIET AND HEINE BRING HER IN HERE!..
*the two enchanted beings drag in flare corona*
BEHOLD. THE ONE AND ONLY ERZA SCARLET
~Neinhart
FOR THE LAST TIME IM NOT ERZA
~ Flare Corona
SILENCE ERZA
~Neinhart
*takes a deep breath* …Neinhart…
-Irene
Yes m’ lady, are you going to reward me!
~Neinhart
*whacks Neinhart on the head with staff repeatedly* YOU IDIOT THATS NOT ERZA!!! *continues whacking*
~Irene
* gets up with cartoonish bruise on head* WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? YOU SAID RED HAIR. CHECK. EARLY TWENTIES. CHECK. FIREY. SHE PRODUCES FIRE. it’s not my fault your not specific enough
~Neinhart
*just glares at neinhart* *turns around and slowly starts to walk away*
~Irene
LADY IRENE DON’T BE ANGRY! *chasing after irene*
~Neinhart
*stops walking and looks over shoulder* I’m not angry… I’m disappointed… *continues walking*
~Irene
WHAT IF I MADE YOU YOUR FAVORITE RED VELVET CAKE. AND we can watch your favorite cooomedeyyy, insidious ch. twoooo
~Neinhart
…
~Irene
*blush* ..fine…
~Irene
*blush, grabs Irene’s hand* TO THE KITCHEN
~neinhart
