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meowth never says die

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i have a shiny meowth
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the intersecting needs of christian childrens cartoons to make all biblical figures both painfully average looking white people and as un-sexualized as possible creates a hellish world where all of humanity is descended from 2 Jon Arbuckles

I’m gonna need a sketch concept of Garfield as the Snake on my desk by 5.

Sadly I’m not an artist but I tried my worst

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vamprisms

do you think people who are into reylo wanted fiona to go through with the wedding to lord farquaad

no, you know what fuck this. fuck you. we need to talk about the FEAR in max's eyes here. Like all he wanted was to be loved by someone. by ANYONE. And to be a fair and decent leader. like wow Shrek and dreamworks i expected better from you than a message about how abuse victims ultimately deserve to be eaten by a big dragon. i suppose you think that's feminist because she's a girl dragon. what about fiona's sexual empowerment? Fuck this. max deserved better. i've had it with this franchise. whatever at least we have fanfic. new chapter of my farqiona kinktober entry will be up on friday

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zymstarz-rb

compilation of my favorite notes on this post

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helloitsbees

i gave the cashier at bath & body works my phone number yesterday for the reward program and she did this, exactly:

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maamlet

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

That enough Tumblr for today

log back on and read my post you son of a bitch

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one thing about me i wont watch a show

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