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Justice for dracula's 4 boyfriends 😔👌🏻
I’ll put my music on shuffle and be pissed if I don’t get the right song
Plot twist: I have no idea what the right song is, but will know it when I hear it.
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Old man insults are wild. "Slut", "Whore", "Dumb Bitch"..... Sir, those are respectable occupations. Call me a landlord
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what are you talking about? there's never been an "s" in hampter.
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catgirljohn
what the fuck is this post for. its not even funny or even a meme its literally a middle school math lesson. fuck you and fuck this website
justcallmespike
OOH BOY-
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prettybluescarf
[discovered]
[immediately mocked by scientists]
me as a discovery
THEY’RE ROASTING HIM
starfleetrambo
eyjoey
Nawww, I’m sure the scientists adore this little guy <3
northeast-artist98
The Ocean created possibly the cutest creature ever
If you listen to the entire video, they definitely make some cooing noises, so I guarantee that the art is accurate if they could actually touch it.
ranger027
Fucking superb you funky little cuddle fish
Do all sea explorations sound like the scientists are just on discord?
Watch the video, you won’t regret. XD
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Y’all hate feminine Nb people so much, it’s so obvious
Nb person: *wears skirts, has long hair, has large chest, does traditional feminine things*
Y’all: what if... we ignored you... and used incorrect pronouns for you...
It’s the same for masculine nb people too... y’all just hate nb people who aren’t androgynous
Anyways if ur nb and you don’t dress androgynous, I love you. This goes for he/him nbs who dress feminine and she/her nb who dress masculine as well. Also to gender fluid nb people who only dress one way.
If you are a transmeds and you reblog this, I’m grinding your bones to dust, this isn’t for you.
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This entire thread was wild right from the start
Her face 😩
His face!!! 😩😩😩
Not all might 💀💀💀✌🏽
NOOO stop that shouldn’t be funny
💀
......
He got confessed to twice, had All Might admit he’s holding in secrets, and now his mom is smacking All Might oof
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This entire thread was wild right from the start
Her face 😩
His face!!! 😩😩😩
Not all might 💀💀💀✌🏽
NOOO stop that shouldn’t be funny
💀
......
He got confessed to twice, had All Might admit he’s holding in secrets, and now his mom is smacking All Might oof
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So how do we feel about mermaid au’s? 💁♀️
We’ve got a part 2 y’all!
The note isn’t an invitation to hang out and become best bros 4 life, but that’s okay, cuz mer-kiri can’t read.
Imagine having the will power to say “no” to panel 2 kiri 😩
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Target self-checkout screen: Hope you had fun on your Target™ run!
Me, with $51.79 less than I had an hour ago: you’re worse than the devil
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White allies do better….
- Stop with the “oh well I’m white and i agree” or the “I’m white and I’m sorry for us” on posts about racism
- Stop with the lengthy apologizes when you do something small like write the above on posts and someone calls you out on it
- Stop asking me for my opinon on what this famous black person did
- Stop asking me for my opinion on if a thing is racist or not
- Stop asking me to explain basic racist shit to you
- Stop telling black people about the time you called your racist uncle out on his racism or the protests you went to
- Stop asking for my opinion on things you did that you’re scared is racist/has racist undertones
- Stop with the white guilt… It ain’t helpin nobody
- Stop asking one black person for their opinion on something about race… You gotta ask more black people if you want an accurate representation of something because not all of us are the same/think the same thing
- Stop treating black people like we’re “professors” on racism
Google is free. Can y'all please start treating black people like actual people and not someone to teach you about racism. It’s exhausting
White people can and should reblog this
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me: celebrity drama 🤢🤢🤢
kimye is divorcing because kanye hooked up with jeffree star
me:
Nah him having an affair with jeffree star is a rumor made up by the same girl who started the “coronavirus challange” and licked a toilet seat on a plane 😬
saturnine-powerbomb
glad we found the time to come back to this one
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me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news
the earlier in the year you reblog this the funnier it is
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Concept: Aang takes the gaang into the spirit world to help him deal with A Thing. Except he’s never brought multiple people into the spirit realm before and so he mucks it up on the return trip - and everyone ends up swapping bending abilities
I love all of your thoughts but this is how I see it going down:
- Toph loses her earthbending and absolutely freaks out, until she realises she can now firebend. Toph without her earth sense but with fire? Terrifying
- Zuko sits down to teach her. He teaches her to feel that strange flame inside her chest, and holy shit, she can feel the same heat around her. Agni in the sky, the flames flickering in lanterns, her friends around her. She might not have her earth sense, but she can feel where everyone is and see how strong and alive their fire-spirits are. It helps.
- She also quickly discovers the joy of throwing fire next-to-but-not-directly-on people and hearing them shriek like little babies. It’s amazing.
- Sokka gets Katara’s waterbending as karma for all the times he called it dumb water magic. She laughs and he threatens to douse her in cold water and see how SHE likes it and it’s a whole thing - until she starts teaching him. And then Sokka gets to participate in a part of their culture that was always out of reach for him. He gets to feel physically connected to the water and to the moon, to Yue, in a way he never has before. Katara gets to share this huge part of her life with her brother. It brings them closer as siblings.
- Katara gets earthbending. She struggles to pick it up at first since it’s different from the fluid motions she’s used to. Aang gives her a loving speech about how it’s okay, they all take time, look at how difficult it was for him to learn! And then Toph calls her a little bitch and tells her to bend her damn knees more and Katara rage-bends half the mountain. Aang shuts up. Toph screams her head off in support
- Everyone discovers their new bending pretty quick, so Zuko figures he’s the nonbender now. Not a big deal. He can fight without bending, and Sokka isn’t any less badass for not being a bender–
- And then he sneezes and gets propelled out a window
- He’s the Avatar now.
- He spent 3 years frantically hunting the Avatar and now he IS the Avatar. This is clearly some kind of cosmic joke. He’s already the Fire Lord, he doesn’t have time to learn three extra elements and maintain peace and harmony around the world, he can’t even maintain peace and harmony among his goddamn nobility
- Aang tries to calm him down by patting him on the back and offering to teach him his signature marble trick and Zuko is so close to a breakdown at that point that he just stares blankly at him and says, “That would be nice”
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Lol it's me